Sunday, November 11, 2018

Countdown to Nov. 21: Funny letters

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns


Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders


Dear Yahoo,
I’ve never heard anyone say,
“I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…”
just saying…
Sincerely, Google


Dear Fork,
I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is spork. He has your hair.
Sincerely, Spoon


Dear Students,
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles


Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle

Dear Men,
The first jockstrap was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for you to realize that the brain is also important.
Sincerely, Oh that's why you need me to make your sandwich


Dear movie watcher,
Your parents are about to walk in.

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Sincerely, the only sex scene in the movie



Thanks for stopping by. I'll talk to you tomorrow. And you can thank Dear Blank, Please Blank for your grins and giggles.  


I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream.

6 comments:

the dogs' mother said...

I had to stop myself from using the
phone-look down-smile one several
times.

It's.a.crazy.world said...

Love this! Very clever ~ spork is my fav. :-)

LL Cool Joe said...

Haha, great list. And that is so true about Yahoo. :D

Valerie said...

Some great ones there, Matt. Mind if I copy?

kden said...

Ha, those are great!

peppylady (Dora) said...

Dear blogger frind, these a great.
Coffee is on