“What in the wide world of fudge is going on!!”
- Did we recently move to the Sun?
- Am I in a sauna?
- Am I going through puberty?
- Am I going through menopause?
- Was I getting an early onset case of World Cup fever?
- Am I going through heroin withdrawals?
- Maybe I was dreaming about being a fitness instructor at a popular gym in the 80s and John Travolta wanted to interview me? (If you know this reference, then a big high-five to you)
- Was I a graduate history student unwittingly caught in the middle of an international conspiracy involving stolen diamonds and being interrogated by a Nazi war criminal? (If you know this reference, then you, as Jeff Spicoli might say, are: Awesome! Totally Awesome!)