The Name Game

Since we named our newest family member Ms. Frizzle, it got me thinking about unusual names which ultimately led me down the path of really bad names like the ones below.
Which one do you find the most disturbing? 

Thanks, but no thanks. I prefer my jam to taste like Uncle Steve. 

You need to be a big dude with Sackrider as your last name. 

Have you met his brother, Phil? 

I think Chris P. Nutts was the director. 

I can think of some other fun things that I would rather do.

He looks more like a Dick to me.

I think I'm going to give Uber a try. 

Major Dick Holder is in charge of the 4th Battalion. 

I guess with a name like Wang Liqin, you are really going to be focused on the ball.  

I do believe "Mike" might be having fun with the news reporter about his name. 
I guess Mike Hunt was unavailable for the interview. 

I agree. These are bad website names.
I would definitely not renew "SpeedoFart" when GoDaddy came calling. 

He has to be really good at his job with a name like that, right? 

Because Uranus was just too popular that year for boy names. And you want your child to hate you.

Thanks for stopping by. Talk to you soon. 

I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 


  1. A fun post. Made me smile.

  2. You are an expert at finding the strangest/funniest things!

  3. Thanks for the laugh, Matt. I've just spent five minutes trying to decide which was best...and failed. Oh and thank you for your recent comment on my latest post... I appreciate what you said x

  4. great names, if only i was young enough to have more kids.

  5. I'm afraid people just don't think these things through anymore.


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