My GIF to you

Mr. Shife and his terrible, horrible, no good very bad day.
OK. It wasn't that appalling.
But I had an altercation with a brewed drink that I would kick in the nuts if that was possible.
Pardon me.
I just Googled it.
It appears that the beverage of my disdain does not have testicles.
So the day started off great.
I was ready to kick butt and take names.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Thursday you are mine.

As the day progressed, I felt like the cat's meow.

Then it happened.
I came home and pushed my luck.
Instead of making two trips to bring in all of the stuff from the car, I decided to try it in one trip.
Big mistake.
I had one too many things in my hand.
And this became abundantly clear when I tried to walk.

Well instead of spilling milk all over myself it was coffee because I was trying to be nice and bring in Mrs. Shife's coffee mug for her.
I don't like coffee.
But I like Mrs. Shife.
The things we do for the ones we love.
Did I mention I don't like coffee?
Well I especially don't like coffee when it attacks me, and by attacks, I mean it ended up getting dumped out all over the front of my shirt and coat.
It made me sad.

Now I'm definitely not winning this day.
I smell like coffee.
So I have to take a shower.
Now I am even more sad.

How was your day?

I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream.


  1. 'How was your day?'

    Busy - as normal.

    Loved the descriptive gifs, Matt, they perfectly represented your developing bad/sad mood. For a minute there I thought it was Friday 13th! You had your fair share of upsets so I hope you managed to sleep

  2. Oh yes, I have had a few like that. That's the beauty of blogs, we can all be miserable together. On those days I at least have the reassurance that it has to end at some point.

  3. You don't like coffee?! My Mom uses day old coffee when she needs to get a little color in her gray hair. Pour it on and don't rinse it out, ha.

    I guess that meant you had to wash your shirt and coat too?

  4. Yes I did have to wash them, kden, and shortly afterwards our washer broke. Good times.

  5. don't like coffee?

    if there's a better caffeine delivery system on the planet i'll eat my hat.

  6. I didn't think my day was that great, but compared to yours, it was awesome!

  7. I hope you've had many good days since that not very good day. :)
    Over here, I have sour cream cakes in the oven. House smells wonderful.
    We're expecting snow. That doesn't thrill me.


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