Friday, December 12, 2014

Random Acts of Shifeness

-- Do you think angels fart? First, you have to believe in angels then you have to believe that they are flying around out there dropping the occasional cornhole tremors on unsuspecting humans. I bring this up because occasionally I'll be walking to work and just run into some phenomenally disgusting ass matter. There's no one around but me, and I know it wasn't me so … farting angels? I'm sure there's a perfectly acceptable scientific explanation but in my mind it makes more sense to believe in sphincter whistling spiritual beings.
-- Mrs. Shife and I actually had a weekend evening where we were not completely exhausted and not a lot going on so we rented a movie. We watched "Sex Tape" starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel. Horrible. Not as horrible as walking in on a midget shitting in a bucket but close. You have to admit if you walk in on a midget shitting in a bucket then your day has pretty much gone to hell.
-- Does anyone make a to-do list and then add stuff they have already done to make the list look better? My to-do list for the week was looking horrible so I added a few items because my self-esteem needed a boost. Wake up. EatReward yourself with a nap. 
-- A new favorite quote: "No day but today." Sometimes I'm always looking forward or behind but never looking at what is right in front of me and appreciating the present.
-- I'm a doing a new workout at a gym where Mrs. Shife teaches classes. She finally talked me into it and so far so good. They are along the lines of the P90X or Insanity types of workouts. Anyway, I feel a little out of place because some days I'm the only one not wearing yoga pants. I was tempted to look up yoga pants for men but I was really, really afraid of the images that I might not be able to unsee. And in case you are wondering, no I will not wear yoga pants.
-- That is all. Have a great weekend. Talk to you soon.


A picture of Kyle and Hayden being Kyle and Hayden. Love these two so much.



I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 

7 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Your babies...ah. Beauty.

kden said...

I don't make to do lists unless we're going on vacation. To do lists should be fun. Love the picture of the kids, they really light up a room--or the great outdoors :)

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texlahoma said...

I've never walked in on a midget shitting in a bucket, but I have found a lot of buckets of shit, with perplexingly small turds, hmmm.

Valerie said...

My to-do list never seems to get any smaller, yet I'm always on the go! Love the picture of the children. I wish they would stop growing for a day or two, it makes me feel really old...lol.

billy pilgrim said...

if in doubt, enjoy the moment.

Jon said...

I really hope that they don't make yoga pants for men.
Love the picture of the little ones. It's a good shot.