Shifetober 5th

You are cordially invited to my house for the official Confessions Of A Dumb, White Guy: Tales About Life, Love And The Risks Of Wearing White Thong Underwear book signing party on Oct. 25. I live in Boise so I understand for some of you this might be logistically problematic but nonetheless know that you are welcome to swing by if you can make it happen. There will be food, music, laughs, and good times. If you would like to imbibe, well you are more than welcome, but please bring your own because it’s just a lot easier that way. If you need directions to my house just send me a text, a DM, or just ask, otherwise I hope to see you there. 
Who: You
Why: Why not?
What: Book Signing Party
When: Oct. 25, 4 pm – 8 pm
Where: Casa de Shifley 
So come on over.
As my friend Barney Stinson would say it’s going to be legen … wait for it ... dary.
P.S. The price of the book will be $10 and please bring cash, check or beaver pelts. 
P.S.S. For information on how to order my book if you can’t make the party, please check out the links on the right. 

I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 


  1. will kyle also be signing copies?

  2. I would most definitely send you a copy with Kyle's signature, BP. He is a big part of the book.

  3. I will be there in spirit, Matt. I would attempt the journey but I think I would be a little late for the signing.... grins.

    BTW You are up and running on my blog!

  4. I would if I could. Hope it goes well for you.

  5. Ah, so close and yet so far away. Hope you take pics of the big event.

  6. It's pretty far, I'd probably have to crash on your porch, you might find my ritualistic behavior disturbing. Every night before I retire I must drink a twelve pack of beer, then surround my sleeping bag with the empty bottles, evenly spaced, of course. Other than that though, I'm pretty normal...Maybe I'll just send for a book.


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