Thursday, October 23, 2014

Shifetober 23rd

Alright this one's for my friend Amy Mulligan.
You know those Snickers commercials where they say you aren't yourself when you are hungry. Then they have a Snickers and boom … all is well again.
Well here's my commercial idea for AdvoCare Spark: You aren't yourself when you have the kids. Then you drink a Spark and boom … all is well again because your mental energy and focus has been restored. 
There are some days when I feel like the little germ farmers have completely erased my mind because I do stuff like trying to put both contact lenses in one eye or send Kyle to school wearing his sister’s sweat pants or walk the dog with pine needles in my underwear and have no idea why my butt was so damn itchy during the entire walk (don’t even ask because I have no idea how they got in there but they did.) Amy was kind enough to send me some Spark samples and I felt like I had it together for the first time in a long time when I was with my kiddos. This stuff is awesome. Thank you Amy.


I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 

4 comments:

Jon said...

There's a great meme that has an image of one of the female Gremlins with a picture of Yoda underneath. This was the best link I could find. Made me laugh out loud when my wife showed it to me.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrhPGoeCcAAHQ3C.jpg

Mr. Shife said...

That's hilarious, Jon.

Valerie said...

Pine needles? Wow, I can almost feel the itching... lol.

texlahoma said...

I've done the contact lens thing before, I was like
"Why am I driving so close to the center line?"
"Why's it so hard to see?"

Sometimes I find hypodermic needles in my underwear, never pass out around junkies, they have a strange sense of humor.