Friday, October 10, 2014

Shifetober 10th

I used to do this thing on my blog called Gimme 7 and it was a lot of fun. I don't do it anymore because I'm not allowed to have fun because I'm a responsible adult raising 2 children. =) Anyway I would list 7 things and ask people to give me their 7. Below is one that I did back in 2005. Can you believe that is almost 10 years ago? Damn I'm getting old. And since Halloween isn't too far away I have included a photo of a costume idea. What do you think? Enjoy your Friday.

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex
1) Huge boobs. Oh wait, my wife might read this. Ummm, great personality.
2) She lets me have sex with her.
3) She speaks little or no English, but still lets me have sex with her.
4) She is really good looking, but she still lets me have sex with her.
5) She knows that that I am a dumb, white guy, but she still lets me have sex with her.
6) She lets me have sex with her more than once.
7) My wife reads my blog and knows that I am just kidding about the previous 6 entries.

7 things I say most often
1) Holy Crap!
2) Would you like to Super Size that?
3) Do these pants make my ass look fat?
4) How much extra for the midget?
5) Someone shit on or near the coats.
6) Seriously, I can't believe how big my penis is.
7) I'll have the salad and a glass of your finest Chardonnay.





I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream.

1 comment:

texlahoma said...


I was trying to feel a little bummed, but you got me with -

"How much extra for the midget?"

It conjurers up a lot of possibilities, none of them wholesome.

Thanks for the pick me up.