Friday, June 20, 2014

WTF?

Have you met this fellow?


Any guesses on what that might be?
A fat Jonah Hill?

Nope.
Guess again?
Congressman Blake Farenthold?


Nope.
It is the one and only Señor Testiculo. Also known as Mr. Balls, he's a mascot for a group in Brazil that is seeking to raise awareness of testicular cancer research.
Well I'm fully aware now because Señor Testiculo is going to haunt me in my sleep for weeks.
Holy balls - pun intended - that is one scary mascot.
I sure hope the baby in the picture with Señor Testiculo doesn't have a nut allergy.
Boom.
Did you hear about Señor Testiculo's friend? Turns out he's quite a dick.
Bam.
Alright I'm done.

And here's a little story I shared on Facebook about my darn kids … Hearing what I imagine a Transformer would sound like if he took a dump, I hurried into the garage a.k.a dojo a.k.a Kyle & Hayden's play room to see what was going on. Seeing a large pile of toys that mysteriously "jumped" to their death from the shelves, I asked Kyle what happened and he said,
"Hayden is in training. She's going to be a ninja."
Well I can't argue with that.
And I certainly don't want to interrupt that.
Carry on little ninjas.
We'll clean up later.


Thanks for stopping by.
Have a great weekend.





I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream.

7 comments:

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Good looking set of nuts right there.

And ninjas are training young and younger these days.

texlahoma said...

I was going to guess Mr. Ballsack.

That's good, because you never know when you might need a Ninja.

Jon said...

I have no words to describe Mr Balls there. I just wish I could have seen the pitch meeting for that one.

kden said...

My first thought is that it was someone pushing potatoes for the great state of Idaho; bada bing! A very ugly potato at that.

Valerie said...

Guess I've seen it all now.... and no I'm not a prude.

Oh my, toys are getting better and better, now they fly. Sulking, mine never flew. Not ever! Honest *wink*

billy pilgrim said...

i guess the question is will they fix your nuts for free in brazil or is this just a for profit marketing gimmick?

teenage mutant ninja turtles?

silly rabbit said...

Brazil nuts! I really would hate to have that guy's job.