Friday, September 27, 2013

Did You Know?

Did you know? Eating bacon can help you recover from a hangover by soaking up excess alcohol from your system.

Did you know? Eating bacon will not help you recover from seeing this image.



Did you know? China has a lot of amazing monuments like the Great Wall of China. During it's construction, the Great Wall was called the longest cemetery on Earth because so many people died building it. Reportedly, it cost the lives of more than one million people

Did you know? China also has a 30 foot penis monument. During it's construction, the giant dong was referred to as a cock block because the erection of the building caused a lot of congestion around town. Reportedly, it all blew over after local officials agreed to have a more hands-on approach in dealing with the matter.



Did you know? No Pixar movie has ever been a flop or made less than $150 million domestically.

Did you know? I have seen all of the Pixar movies except for Monsters University, and I'm pretty sure I'll see that one with Kyle once it's out on DVD. There's also a theory that says all of the Pixar movie are connected.



Did you know? The platypus lays eggs, lactates but has no nipples, hunts via electricity, and its venom has 80 different kinds of toxins.

Did you know? Tank isn't impressed.


Did you know? The creator of Doritos was buried with Doritos. 

Did you know? His tombstone should have read "Here Lies Arch West: Born 10/21/1918 – Fresh Until 9/21/2011."



Did you know? An iPhone can survive a fall of more than 13,000 feet. 

Did you know? An iPhone's auto-correct is still horrible. But funny.



Thanks for taking the time to stop by today. Have a wonderful weekend. 






I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 

8 comments:

kden said...

I think I've learned more tonight about things I never knew I needed to know!

Jon said...

Monsters University was pretty good. I still prefer the original, but it got the Colin seal of approval.

silly rabbit said...

We had no Pixar when my kids were little. We only had Disney... and they made me fall asleep. Fortunately my children did not wander off, but it freaked me out.

I appreciate the Penis Monument and your word play. =:]

Bacon man is frightful.

Valerie said...

Quite an informative post today, Matt. I feel more educated now.... grins.

Love the picture of Tank.

Thank you so much for your lovely comment on my blog. Things are a bit chaotic for me right now... words help to uplift the soul.

billy pilgrim said...

thanks for the laughs mr shife.

i believe the chinese penis is a life size replica the late kim jong il's johnson.

Jay Noel said...

I actually watched a PBS special about that giant penis. Women go there to pray in hopes of becoming fertile. (Hee hee)

I saw Monsters U. with my youngest. It was great!!!

texlahoma said...

Hey, if that Chinese penis stays like that for more than four hours, they should consult a physician!

Dana said...

Viagra should sponsor that monument in China. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? People are dumb.