I just got extremely busy at being lazy.
Wow. I apologize for that and I hope I come up with a better excuse for my lethargic behavior.
I could always go with I am really exhausted after my Jazzercise class and knitting Tank a peter heater but that would sound really lame.
Anyway I do have something to share.
In my quest to live up to the title of the blog - A Dumb, White Guy - and to also wrap up Father of the Year early, I present my latest crowning achievement in trying to scar my children for life.
The most recent victim was Kyle.
This happened a few weeks ago but I just now feel comfortable sharing with you how bad I can be at this whole parenting thing.
I woke up to my son sobbing and scared because nobody came into his room to get him when he was ready to get up. Mrs. Shife was up early teaching one of her exercise classes so I had to be ready to get up with the kids today. They like to wake up early. Like 6 am. I am deaf in one ear, and if I sleep with my bad ear up I don't hear anything. When Mrs. Shife heads out to her class at 4:45 am she lets me know so I roll over with my good ear up so I can hear the kids. Well I guess I thought she was home or something because I turned back over to my bad ear being up sometime later. She wasn't home yet and poor Kyle kept calling for Mama or Dada but nobody came. =(
Eventually he came into our room to find out what was going on and that is when I woke up completely horrified at what I did to him.
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