Monday, March 11, 2013

Mr. Shife's March Madness - Day 11



  • Anyone else weigh themselves before and after they pee? Just me. Cool. Just checking. 
  • Anyone watch "The Following"? I do but it is slowly starting to drift into the "I think I would rather practice acupuncture on my basset hound than watch another hour of this" category. I am willing to suspend my disbelief but it is getting difficult with this show.  
  • Daylight savings time can suck it. I understand why it made sense back in the day but now I think they do it just to torture parents of young children. Before I had kids it was a minor inconvenience but not that big of a deal. Now it sucks because the kid's napping schedule and bedtime routines are screwed up for about a week before things get back to normal. Good times. 
  • Our car had a funky odor recently. First we thought it was the car seats so we doused them with Fabreze and that got rid of the smell for about a day. Nope not it.
  • Then we thought maybe some food got left behind by us or one of the kids that was hidden away under a seat. Nope not it .
    Then maybe it was the diaper bag and we accidentally left a used one in there. Nope not it.
    Turns out Hayden's sippy cup dripped a little bit, and some milk ended up underneath a car mat. So the milk would constantly freeze then warm up until it just smelled awful. Like a turd covered in burnt hair as someone eloquently said on "Anchorman." Below is a picture of the guilty party.


    Who me? I would never do anything like that Daddy. Quick buy me some more jewelry. 




    That is all. Have a nice evening.






    I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 

    4 comments:

    Ms. Moon said...

    Nothing smells as bad as rotten milk. Your daughter is so darling though, that it doesn't seem as if anything associated with her could smell bad. I know this is just a fantasy.

    Valerie said...

    Er ... weighing before peeing? I wouldn't have time.... grins.

    I'm with you on the daylight saving thingy.... what a waste of time. I dread having to alter all our clocks.

    Poor Hayden, being the guilty party is not nice. More jewellery is definitely required.

    Red said...

    Quick, buy me some jewelry too ;-)

    just bob said...

    I only weigh myself before/after I take a dump.