Friday, September 21, 2012

Random Acts of Shifeness


  • I am in mourning. Kyle decided that he no longer wants to nap. He is almost 3 1/2 years old so it was just a matter of time but I am having a hard time adjusting to the little man being around in the afternoon. I mean come on man that is my porn time. 
  • You might be wandering how Kyle told us he no longer wants to nap. Well he ripped off his pull-ups and peed all over his blankets, pillows, and stuffed animals. Not once but two afternoons in a row. I really, really do enjoy being a parent sometimes.=)
  • You might have heard that a panda cub was born at the National Zoo in D.C., and I heard that they had to have the pandas watch a little porn to help get things going in the right direction. So here is a thought ... do you think pandas only watch porn in black and white? 
  • Another thought ... Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils? I am having a hard time explaining that to Kyle because he thinks picking his nose is awesome. 
  • Final thought ... You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
  • This is the last you will hear from me in a little bit. Please don't get too excited. You might hurt my feelings. I will be away next week as me and the family will be down in Las Vegas so I don't know how much time I will have to post a blog update. 
  • Why Vegas? Well Mrs. Shife and I hate ourselves and we were thinking of the worst place in the  world to take an almost 3 1/2 year old and a 10-month-old. Actually we have family down there so they are going to help watch the kids while Mrs. Shife and I celebrate 8 years of wedded bliss.


  • And here is a picture of my little angel. She has me so wrapped around her fingers. It is definitely extremely easy being in infatuated with this little lady. I love being her daddy.







    I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream. 

    10 comments:

    Red said...

    8 years this year? Husband and I celebrate 8 years of wedded bliss this year too in October! What a coinky-dink!

    Valerie said...

    When I was a kid my mom used to tell me I'd lose a finger if I picked my nose. It worked...grins.

    I see the lovely Hayden is already into cell phones. Go with it, girl :O)

    Happy anniversary, enjoy your break in Vegas.

    just bob said...

    I wanna nap in the afternoon.

    billy pilgrim said...

    bummer about the nap. can you explain to him that sleep time is important for the brain to reorganize its files.

    if i had a nickel for every time i picked my nose i'd buy a speed boat. a real big one.

    kden said...

    I missed our daughters afternoon nap time too. I just craved that short time to myself, but for different reasons than you ;-) Happy Anniversay, have a great time!

    texlahoma said...

    I'm glad nobody ever asked me "Do you think pandas only watch porn in black and white?" back in the day, when I was "expanding my mind" that might have blown a gasket.

    Jay Noel said...

    No more naps...ugh. Let the games begin!

    And have a great time in Vegas.

    Kenneth Noisewater said...

    So, this kid likes to pick his nose and intentionally piss all over his bed? What's the problem here? Kid sounds pretty rad in my book.

    Jon said...

    I'm dreading the days where Colin no longer wants to take a nap. Sorry for the belated reply and enjoy the vacation.

    Phats said...

    Man I am in my 30's and still nap I have been passed by a 3.5 year old OUCH!

    Have fun in Vegas bet for me, and happy anniversary