So here is a nice little list of things that would be way more awesome if they only lasted 10 seconds or less. What do you think?
- Jury duty
- Awkward first dates
- Going to the DMV
- Visiting the dentist
- Waiting in line at the post office
- Going through airport security
- Riding public transportation
- Falling asleep
- Calling tech support
- And last but not least the hangover I am going to have Saturday morning.
Now did #10 catch your attention? You might be wondering why oh why is Mr. Shife is scheduling a hangover for Saturday morning. Well I am not planning on it but odds are that I will have one because I know me and me is going to forgot that he is 42 and probably also forgot that he should not be drinking until 3 in the morning. I am getting together with my fraternity brothers for our annual drunkfest ... errr reunion and I never know how these things are going to play out when I am back together with the boys. The plan is to have a few beers, reminisce, and come home before midnight. I also planned on being a member of Jamaican bobsled team. Sometimes a plan doesn't come together. Wish me luck. And I hope your weekend goes according to planned.
Little Miss Hayden is not going to give two poopy diapers if I have a hangover.
I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream.