Friday, July 06, 2012

Stuffing the Teddy Bear

In the spirit of Ambushed Paddingtons, I proudly present the magnificent story of Charles Marshall. This definitely falls under the "You Have to Read This OneTo Believe It" category. So I guess Mr. Marshall is into plushophilia, which is liking one of your stuffed animals a little too much. It is being sexually attracted to stuffed animals or people dressed in animal costumes. Some plushophiles like to masturbate using small stuffed animals, and some like to dress up in costumes and have sex with others wearing costumes.
Honestly, I did not wake up today thinking I was going to be writing about a dude who takes a play date with his teddy bear to a whole new level. And for those of you scoring at home that is back-to-back stories about masturbating on my blog. Hey somebody has to do it. The Shife abides. I am sure my therapist would have some interesting insight into that fact. So below is the whole story about the dude and his forbidden romance with the bear. I look forward to CNN special to find out if the bear was really asking for it because the bear is always hanging out naked and stuff. I also really hope Charles did not work at a Build-A-Bear workshop if you know what I mean.
You can read the whole story here if the image is not big enough.




Hope you have a wonderful weekend and thanks for stopping by. Sorry I don't have something more substantial to offer but I am still on vacation. =) Actually we just got back and it was nice being off the grid for more than 3 days. The Internet and cell phones have a lot of advantages but I think it should be mandatory for everyone to take a little siesta from them once a year just to unwind and relax.



I will persevere. I will keep moving forward. I will be the stream.

8 comments:

Valerie said...

I think I've heard it all now. Glad I wasn't a viewer of this behaviour, I might well have done the guy a serious injury. Lesson learned, carry a knife at all times. You never know when you might need it...lololol.

Jon said...

No more birthday parties at Build-a-Bear for him.

silly rabbit said...

Well. You know, if he just kept his bear stuffing at home and out of sight, no one would even know about him. Now I am picturing him stealing teddies out of strollers and running into allies to enjoy them. Guess part of it is the thrill.

I'm curious why he is not clipped with indecent exposure and put on a sex offender list. The laws there must be way more lax than they are here. Here if you are an 18 year old boy and you touch a girl's boob and she decides to report you... you get to sign in as a sexual offender for the rest of your life.

billy pilgrim said...

i guess with right drugs or alcohol anything will look good. it would be a good hook at the carnivals, win a stuffed bear that'll satisfy all your needs.

Jay Noel said...

Okay, you know - to each his own, right? But why the hell do that stuff in public???

Lord knows what he does with Gummy Bears.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

where he went wrong is whacking it in public, but maybe that damn bear was just so damn sexy that he got caught up in the passion. i can see that. sexy ass teddy bears . . .

Jenny Woolf said...

Ooooh, noooo, I can't bear it! (I'm really surprised nobody else has posted that yet)

Red said...

My friend's Pug likes to 'dominate' his dog bed. Totally weird.