- Getting banned from Wikipedia for a period of infinity. Awesome.
- I have also been banned from seeing The Spice Girls movie by Mrs. Shife, and I was denied entry to Canada for a few years. That is a good story but I will have to save that for another day.
- Kyle finding his hat for the next royal wedding.
- I am going to scare some of the religious nut jobs out there on "Judgment Day" and leave shoes with dry ice in them in their yard.
- Speaking of Judgment Day, Tank is pretty excited because he heard that all dogs go to Heaven.
- Hearing the words horse herpes in the news.
- Watching "Bridesmaids."
- Playing softball in the actual sunshine.
- I was kind to my digestive system and just placed the Taco Bell burrito directly into the toilet.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Highlights of the week
on May 21, 2011