Random Acts of Shifeness

  • Like only the finest wines, consensual sex with adults, and '70s porn, this blog is meant for mature audiences only.
  • I guess I officially announced to the blogosphere my son's name last week. I have been calling him Baby Shife forever but it slipped last week in one of my arbitrary deductions. Anyway, he is 18-months-old now so I guess it is cool but I will probably still call him Baby Shife on the blog. Actually I think we will go with Lil' Shife since he is no longer considered a baby.
  • Looks like we might have to reschedule our end of the world as we know it party. I guess the Mayan calendar might be off by a few years, and by a few I mean 100.
  • So the Halloween parties get going this weekend for the Shifleys, and hopefully I will have some photos to share next week. We are going with a Disney theme.
  • Stole this from my blogging buddy and Facebook friend, Travis. Had a nice vegetarian pizza for lunch. Seriously ... every last ingredient on the pizza used to be a vegetarian.
  • WWJD? I was wearing my WWJD bracelet recently, and I was in the movie theater, and this guy's cell phone went off. Then he picked it up, 'Hey, how's it going? I'm in a movie.' And I'm like, 'Hey! Get off the phone!' And he's like, 'Mind your own business.' And I almost went crazy, but then I looked at my bracelet: What Would Jesus Do? So I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell.
Enjoy the rest of your week.


Megan said…
Lil Shife it is!
Valerie said…
Li'l Shife? The way he's growing he'll soon be Master Shife. I can't believe he's eighteen months old already. Tried to work out what a WWJD bracelet was until you said.... I would have had great fun putting the guy in the movie IN HIS PLACE. Looking forward to seeing the Hallowe'en pics.
Ms. Moon said…
I'm not in a great mood today, Mr. Shife so I will just say this:
Your child is adorable no matter what you call him.
Also? Jesus would not wear a stupid bracelet. I get your point and I LIKE IT!
texlahoma said…
I'm a little disappointed by the news about 2012 being 100 years too early. I thought that I had somehow brilliantly timed my stay on Earth to have a front row seat for the end of the world. I don't think I can make it another 100 years.
billy pilgrim said…
it might be a stretch but how about maud'dib as a nickname from mr maclachlan ?
Random Chick said…
Oh Em Gee! Baby Shife is not so much of a baby anymore is he?! I told you to enjoy it because he'll grow up so fast, and you'll be like, "I'm just getting older and more senile." And he'll be like, "Dad, stop posting photos of me in the bathtub on your blog! I'm like eighteen now!"
Red said…
"Li'l Shife" can also be his gangsta rap name. Word.

It's always educational and always full of mirth with a touch of snark over here in ShifeWorld. I lurve it.
Red said…
P.S. Shout out to Li'l Shife! Peace out shorty! Way to keep it cute ;-)
Red said…
P.S. Shout out to Li'l Shife! Peace out shorty! Way to keep it cute ;-)
Jon said…
I think "Lil' Shife" works as well. I had a friend name his son after me, and although we did call him "Lil' Jon" for a while, I kept thinking the kid should have grills in his teeth and yell "Yea!" and "Okay!".
Jesus would have damned him to an eternity in hell - for sure. A hell where he's in a waiting room at a doctor's office for eternity with 19 different phone conversations going on. That's what Jesus would do because he's creative like that - him and the devil.

I think it would be cool if someone, maybe the singer in Slayer, had a What Would Satan Do bracelet.
Posey said…
I did a double take on the name slip. I was like, "Who the hell is Kyle and why is he killing a blackberry?!" LOL

LOL Travis is hilarious when it comes to food.
Ananda girl said…
Lil' Shife is perfect! I always get a big grin when I see him and this was a great choice photo.

WWJD... hahahaha!
Phats said…
Great picture of Lil Shife!

THe WWJD story made me laugh, I had a friend in college that wore it, but he when he flashed it, it meant We Want Jack Daniels

Disney theme awesome going to be posting pics? I have to go to a wedding Halloween wkend no parties for Phats
You have the cutest kid in the world...well, besides my own of course. I miss having a baby!
unokhan said…
wait -- it doesn't stand for What Would Jimi Do ?