Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Countdown to 40 - Day 14

Somebody sent me this list about turning 40 but I can't remember who it was ....
1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. Things you buy now won't wear out.
7. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
14. You sing along with elevator music.
15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
17. You can't remember who sent you this list.

8 comments:

angel, jr. said...

It's almost here!!

Red said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

billy pilgrim said...

i think that's the list for age 60.

Megan said...

Yeah, that's way off. #11 especially, around here.

Ms. Moon said...

THAT IS MY LIFE! And I'm fifty-five. So you've got a way to go. You've still got some ya-ya's to get out. Don't worry.

Red said...

Here's something that'll wake you up!

Valerie said...

No 3. That's soooooo true. Mind if I borrow your list, I'll never remember all those gems without copying.

Random Chick said...

I can't remember what I just read. But I think it was funny.