I went ahead and got my annual physical scheduled for the Monday after my birthday. One of the things recommended when you hit 40 is to get the prostate examined - but now I am hearing you can wait until you are 50. Whatever the case might be I will be going to see the family doc fully expecting the glove treatment. A friend told me that 70% of dudes get an erection when they are getting their prostate checked out, and that is what I am most frightened about. Seriously I really don't want a late birthday present. I might be one of the dudes in the 30% for all I know but I think I might take some precautions just in case I do get a visit from the boner fairy. My plan is to wear chaps. The doctor will have access to the parts he needs to access and if I do get a fresh supply of wood I can at least hide it with the chaps. What do you think?
Talk to you later.
Talk to you later.
Well, I'm pretty sure I popped one while undergoing my little procedure last week. I say "pretty sure" because everything was numb and weird-feeling down there anyway, and I told myself before going in that I was not going to look down there unless I absolutely had to.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, nothing to be ashamed of. Go for it you old goat!
A duck sighting? So it takes prostate and boner talk to get you to comment. Good to know.
ReplyDeleteif 70% get a hard on you're actually weird if you don't.
ReplyDeletetheres no worries about accidental arousal with pap tests
G R O S S
ReplyDeleteI swore that was a picture of "Macho Man" Randy Savage when the page first loaded up.
ReplyDeleteit can save your life, and if it's fun too, hell man, r u crazy?
ReplyDeletei hope yer doc is hawt...u know, for the memories
The chaps are a great idea, but don't go dressed as the guy in the picture because he might think you're the gayest cowboy ever, just praying for an erection.
ReplyDeleteI think the medical profession uses the phrase, when you've seen one you've seen them all. So quit fretting over such a little thing...grins.
ReplyDeleteI think I've caught up with the journey towards 40.... been off sick for a few days and felt really sorry for myself. Hope to resume normal practice (koff koff) as soon as possible.
I think you should totally rock those chaps.
ReplyDeleteYou of all people should know that I can't resist a good boner discussion Shife.
ReplyDeleteWhat Kylie said. And I hear those mammograms are just sweet tons of fun, too.
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