Countdown to 40 - Day 10

When I tell people my age they are always a little shocked because I have never looked my age. I despised having a baby face in high school and college because that is probably the one time you want to look older but I definitely do not mind it now. I was thinking of telling people when they ask that I was 47 just to really freak them out but that is just me. I enjoy playing little jokes with complete strangers. One of my favorites is when the telemarketers call and they ask for me but I just tell them something like "Mr. Shifley has joined the circus" or "Mr. Shifley is currently making adult films in Canada." Good times. Well I spent the day working in the yard so I will be a little sore tomorrow but I am going to reward myself this evening by having a cold Fat Tire or 5 and firing up the BBQ to enjoy a tasty animal. Mrs. Shife and I have to flip a coin to see who gets to wear the BBQ cooking outfit. I hope she wins. For some reason she looks a lot better in a g-string than I do.
I hope you have a wonderful Saturday as well.
See you tomorrow.


That's the hottest pic I've ever seen. I wouldn't mind seeing her starring in a Canadian porno film with a BBQ theme. Weeny Roast?
Mr. Shife said…
Dr. Kenneth - I think you are onto something. Let me know when you have a casting call.
Red said…
Well at least you are looking forward to it now. Thanks for the ass picnic (perv).
Mr. Shife said…
A perv? Oh I just play one on TV.
texlahoma said…
For some reason, I was drawn to this post above all others, hmmm.