Fill In The Blanks

This should be fun. Or it could be the opposite of fun. I am going to write just a few words down to begin a story. Then your job is to add a few more words to the previous person to continue the story in whatever direction you want it to go. Wanna try? Come on. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Here goes:

Once upon a time,

P.S. I know I mailed it in this week - sorry - but I picked up a bad mood and just like herpes, it is the gift that keeps on giving. Long story short I have been battling with a doctor's office since last Thursday and it definitely has my velcro, multi-facted, tri-colored, double down, single cup, crotchless panties in a bunch.

P.S.S. Here is Desctuctocon posing as a sweet, innocent baby ...


unokhan said…
o, there's mischief there that wasn't there before. brace yerself, papa.
Mr. Shife said…
I don't think anything can prepare for what comes next with that boy. And Unokahn you did not help fill in the blanks. So I will help out

Once upon a time,
There was a menacing midget
ha who magically grew 1/4 of an inch overnite..........
Valerie said…
Once upon a time a man with a kid would publish pictures guaranteed to make women feel overly maternal. Personally I think it was deliberate policy to ensure that we couldn't manage without a weekly injection of 'cute baby' syndrome.
Mr. Shife said…
OK so Valerie played along - thanks Val and very nicely done - but wrote a lot more than just one line so the current story is now:

Once upon a time,
There was a menacing midget,
who magically grew 1/4 of an inch overnight,
and was guaranteed to make women feel overly maternal.
Valerie said…
Ye Gods, did I mess up or what! One line.... I obviously didn't read the instructions properly. That's a shame 'cause me and my big mouth can't stick to one liners.... it's the whole episode or nothing... take it or leave it... And if there's 'takings' to be had please remember I'm first in the queue. Putting on the brainbox cap now and going to pursue the latest challenge.

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