So what might be on your Murtaugh List?
Here are a few that would be on my list:
- Going to a bar that has been featured on "Girls Gone Wild."
- Dropping E and going to a rave.
- Crash on a friend's futon for the night instead of getting a hotel room.
- Tea bag a friend.
- Suck the white filling out of twinkies in a portapotty.
- Get another tattoo.
- Karaoke a certain song by "The Backstreet Boys."
- Wear the fashion of Magnum P.I. The big busy mustache, the short shorts, the shirt unbuttoned down to your penis.
- Incorporate "How much extra for the midget?" into a sentence on a semi-regular basis.
- Make a love connection in jail.
- To be featured on any Fox reality show especially "When Animals Attack," "Cops," or "America's Most Wanted."
- Eat at a Chinese buffet restaurant.
- Be assassinated by a Ninja.
- Buy shirts from the "I'm Not Having Any Sex Catalog."
- Join the Dr. Phil Fan Club.
- Get into a food fight with a cannibal.
- Renew my membership to the International Federation of Americans against Plumber's Ass.
- Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
- Tell this joke again: Two cows were standing in a field when one goes, "Mooo." The other replies, "Damn, I was just about say that."
Have a great week!
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