Anyway, my worlds might be colliding here because some of you are on Facebook so these updates will look familiar but I thought I would share some of status updates with everyone because I think some of them are funny, and honestly I can't think of everything else to blog about right now. So please enjoy. If not just wait longer. There might be something interesting on here again someday.
Matt Shifley wonders if it is wrong that I play drinking games while I watch "Intervention."
Matt Shifley has March Madness. I hope it is not as bad as World Cup Fever.
Matt Shifley thinks if I tell you that there are a billion stars out there you'll believe me, but if I tell you a wall has wet paint you'll have to touch it to be sure.
Matt Shifley did not know that George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
Matt Shifley is looking for a BEER? shirt. It has a picture of a bear with deer antlers and it says "BEER?" on it.
Matt Shifley says you know what you can't outsource? You can't outsource balls. America is the world leader in balls.
Matt Shifley must warn you. Side effects of reading this Facebook status update may include euphoria, patriotism, and painful urination. Sorry.
Matt Shifley thinks when someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
Matt Shifley is drinking NyQuil on the rocks. For those times when you're feeling sick but sociable.
Matt Shifley is battling the fat basset. He wants to go for a walk. I don't. We are going to settle this the way our ancestors did - jello shots and mud wrestling.
Matt Shifley is excited that it is the year of the Ox. He was one of my favorite characters from "Stripes." I wonder when it will be the year of the Lebowski.
Matt Shifley is a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
Matt Shifley is thinking every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.