Tuesday, March 03, 2009

DQOTW

Sorry for the longer than usual absence.
Quincy and I were busy choreographing fight scenes for his new straight-to-DVD action mystery "Encyclopedia Furry Pants and the Case of the Red Lipstick."
Anyway it is time for DQOTW which is Dumb Question of the Week or it could be Desert Quilters of the West but I don't think I could drum up much interest for that one.

So what would your arch enemy look like?
I know you are not suppose to judge a book by its cover but if you could picture a person in your head that you would instantly despise what would said person look like.

For me it would be someone wearing a combination of Chicago Cubs, Duke University, and Boise State University gear while walking a silly dog. So my nemesis would be sporting a Cubs hat, BSU shirt, Duke shorts, and walking a giant poodle with one of the ridiculous, errr, fancy haircuts.

Gotta run. I just threw up a little bit in my mouth thinking about that person.

17 comments:

Ananda girl said...

SHE would look exactly like Rush Limbaugh.

just bob said...

This is such a good question. I'll be back to answer later today.

Duck said...

As ridiculous as the fancy poodle cut is, my real problem with it is that they leave those two big balls of fur near the ass. I just don't get it. I think whoever came up with that whole style just really hated poodles.

TOPolk said...

They would look just like Big Gay Al from South Park, except with a monocle and that black and white striped cat from Inspector Gadget. And he'd sound like Darth Vader -- just for shits and giggles.

dmarks said...

I think I saw that dog recently in "Edward Scissorhands".

Leah said...

Mine would look like my childhood violin teacher, who used to rap me on the knuckles with her baton when I'd hit a wrong note. Complete with little silver ponytail and gigantic hair bow and cardigan. Yes, she was nearing 80 and wore that.

Cece said...

Mine would look like Angelina Jolie. Skinny, beautiful and with a fat lip where I hit her.

Limon Partido said...

I can't even think straight after that "vomit in the mouth bit" my stomach is just upside down now....

:)

Limon Partido said...

...after that vomit in your mouth bit....I can't think straight and my stomach is turning....

funny though..

Megan said...

Walk into any bar in South Orange County, California, and grab a girl by the arm.

That's right, they are all just the same...

Robyn said...

WTF?? Com'on! They can't be serious can they...people actually walk that poofy pooch down the road! Oh for the love of god...! Hey you! MIss ya and give hugs to the misses!
~Robyn

angel, jr. said...

It just might be anyone who would subject their pets to that look!

Random Chick said...

Two words: Ann Coulter

Now I have to go take a shower.

CHEF TROLL said...

A magic negro who could rally the dimmest of the dim to vote in large numbers for big-government collectivism. He'd speak with Bawney Fwank's lisping accent too.

billy pilgrim said...

an old german wearing a papal tiara.

Suzanne said...

Mine would be someone wearing an organic cotton tee-shirt with the words "Eat Meat You Stupid Fucking Bitch!" Okay, I'm out. Where does a pacifist buy a gun?

XO

P.S. And just so you know, when Bob says that, he never returns!

P.P.S. HI HONEY!!!!! Thanks for dropping by. I'm awful about getting around without my walker now days. How's the little "pumpkin?" XO

cher said...

too easy. i see this person all day long when i look in the mirror. just glimpsing at me makes me enraged.