Some of you have me bookmarked and just like to stop by and say hello because you think I am a swell fellow.
So hey you, how's it going? I hope you are a having a super day.
However, not all of my visitors find the dumb, white guy so easily. They actually Google certain words and my blog appears before them like magic. {Cue "The Final Countdown"}
Some of the keywords people use to find themselves in this part of the cyberspace is quite unusual. And I might be mistyping disturbing when I say unusual.
Personally I sleep better at night knowing that if someone is searching for the top 10 most inappropriate erection they are going to find me. But then again I might just be sleeping great at night since the blue devil rode into my life. It is amazing what 47 ounces of Nyquil will do to you. {Alright enough with "The Final Countdown"}
It is also nice to know that through my humanitarian blogging efforts I can supply people with the information they are desperately craving. I might be getting a little ahead of myself here but can you smell what Mr. Shife is cooking? That is right. Hello Nobel Prize.
Below is a list of the recent keyword activity for this blog ranked in order of their popularity, and you definitely notice a trend in some of the topics I write about.
So hey you, how's it going? I hope you are a having a super day.
However, not all of my visitors find the dumb, white guy so easily. They actually Google certain words and my blog appears before them like magic. {Cue "The Final Countdown"}
Some of the keywords people use to find themselves in this part of the cyberspace is quite unusual. And I might be mistyping disturbing when I say unusual.
Personally I sleep better at night knowing that if someone is searching for the top 10 most inappropriate erection they are going to find me. But then again I might just be sleeping great at night since the blue devil rode into my life. It is amazing what 47 ounces of Nyquil will do to you. {Alright enough with "The Final Countdown"}
It is also nice to know that through my humanitarian blogging efforts I can supply people with the information they are desperately craving. I might be getting a little ahead of myself here but can you smell what Mr. Shife is cooking? That is right. Hello Nobel Prize.
Below is a list of the recent keyword activity for this blog ranked in order of their popularity, and you definitely notice a trend in some of the topics I write about.
- peter heater
- confessions of a dumb white guy
- list of dislikes
- confessions of a stunt cock
- anti dr phil
- inappropriate erections
- dave chappelle's wife
- fat guy in a thong
- ambush Paddington
- captain furry
- top 10 most inappropriate erections
- good comebacks for stupid people
- confessions of a frat guy
- thong guy tube
- top 10 erections
- erections at inappropriate times
- yokozuna prank
- quincy the basset hound
- wonderbread challenge
- paranthesis
- dogs are forever in the push up position meaning
- properly wipe ass
- how do i live in a world full of stupid people
- why would wife start wearing thongs
- dog biscuit funny stories
- confessions and cancer and blog
- somoa cookies
- what percentage of a fart stinks?
- fat guy in thong
- ambushed Paddington
- oliver klozoff.blogspot
- dumb white guy commercials
- nude sun tanning
- nude tanning
- poems about bed bugs
- dumbest white guys
- ed helms video nut cam
- can midgets wipe their ass
- list your dislikes
- feeling light headed all the time and deaf in one ear
- guyzillian
- nude suntan
- guys laughing pain
- most inappropriate times to get boners
- nothing but white thongs
- dumb white idiots getting high together
- list of dislikes of the world
- guy in thong
- my sisters white thong
- my wife and her battery operated boyfriend
- dad gets erection at inappropriate time
- really fat guy
- owl street gang monroe Louisiana
- wonder bread challenge
- rug burn
And I know you're so proud.
ReplyDeleteYou are never boring and you make me laugh. Totally inappropriate. I guess I must like that eh? I actually found you by cruzing through dmarks list. good find.
ReplyDeleteMs. Moon - I might have patted myself on my back a few times.
ReplyDeleteAnanda - Well I am glad you found me and glad I can keep you laughing. Now if I could only post a comment on your blog. It just will not let me.
ooooh... unhappy me! I don't know why that is. I hope you won't stop trying.
ReplyDeleteAnanda - No I won't stop trying. I just can't get the word verification letters to load so I can post my comment. It just tells me that the words are Loading... and I did type in Loading... just to see if they were messing with me.
ReplyDeleteSweet list my friend.
ReplyDeletean excellent list to keep for your grandchildren to cherish when the religious right take over the planet and re-write history.
ReplyDeleteThat list makes me very glad I found your blog. Funny stuff!
ReplyDeleteErections erections erections! You might as well just change your blog title to confessions of a dumb, white erection based on those search terms. Keep up the good work Shife.
ReplyDeleteLet me see.....erections, thongs and my absolute favorite...Peter Heater....what is that? nevermind...don't answer.... :)
ReplyDeleteA good dad brought me here? Ummmm...
ReplyDeleteYou know I'm going to have to print down this list and try them out. I happily expect hours of entertainment.
ReplyDeleteWhy does it do that? I do not get it. Citizen also said she had some trouble before. Do I contact them and demand they fix it? Can I do that? Are you the answer man? Sorry. I'll see what I can do.
I come by because I think you're HAWT, lol. Well not really. You should see some of the things that people type to get to my site. There are a lot of people who want to see about hidden cameras in strip bars and camera tattoos.
ReplyDeleteOh and that damn snuggie one gets a lot of hits too.
ReplyDeleteYou never cease to amaze and humor me. How's Mrs. Shife feeling?
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing I have you bookmarked... otherwise a few of those keywords would be higher on the list.
ReplyDeleteI get all sorts of inappropriate search terms as well. They make me laugh and shake my head. Some people look for the strangest things on the internet.
ReplyDeleteI am one of those that come around cause you are a swell fellow. In fact whenever I come to your blog "for he's a jolly good fellow" echoes through my mind as I read your new entries.
ReplyDeleteyou do have a lot of innappropriate erections. i think theres a name for that..............
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about you and Mrs. Shife this morning. The date has to be getting close. Do you feel the butterflies in the pit of your stomach yet? I hope all is well. How's Quincey?
ReplyDeleteI came here through Ruby Ruby Ruby.
ReplyDeleteok, that is awesome! I miss this because of having an invite only blog. I'm thinking about changing it back in the hopes that people have moved on. I guess I could always resort to death threats
ReplyDeleteisn't swell fellow kinda the same thing as erection?
ReplyDeletenice. I would put a list on mine, but then again I would be searched for the same terms again, no? hehe somehow I get F*ck girl and im not sure why...
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