- Every fight is a food fight when you are a cannibal.
- I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
- It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
- All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
- Dogs are forever in the push up position.
- Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
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I'm almost ashamed of myself for giggling.
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I needed the giggle today. Oh and the other important thing happening on 1/20 is my birthday! You better make you way to The Wild Onion that day or else!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're funny.
ReplyDeleteOh man
ReplyDeleteHe he he. Thanks for the giggle.
ReplyDeleteI too needed the pick me up today... thanx Shife
ReplyDeleteconcentrating...concentrating...is your hand up?
ReplyDeleteI didn't think so, damn!
i've got a yard full of the real stuff. it's free for the taking, i'll even throw in a bag.
ReplyDeleteThose are good and cheesy, just like my jokes!
ReplyDeleteYou're too funny!!
ReplyDeleteclassic funny! I'm going to talk to the next random shopper in the shampoo isle I see and discuss this issue...
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