Just saying

  • Every fight is a food fight when you are a cannibal.
  • I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
  • It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
  • All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
  • Dogs are forever in the push up position.
  • Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!


  1. I'm almost ashamed of myself for giggling.


  2. I needed the giggle today. Oh and the other important thing happening on 1/20 is my birthday! You better make you way to The Wild Onion that day or else!!!!!

  3. Anonymous1/15/2009

    You're funny.

  4. He he he. Thanks for the giggle.

  5. I too needed the pick me up today... thanx Shife

  6. concentrating...concentrating...is your hand up?

    I didn't think so, damn!

  7. i've got a yard full of the real stuff. it's free for the taking, i'll even throw in a bag.

  8. Those are good and cheesy, just like my jokes!

  9. classic funny! I'm going to talk to the next random shopper in the shampoo isle I see and discuss this issue...


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