Just saying

  • Every fight is a food fight when you are a cannibal.
  • I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
  • It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
  • All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
  • Dogs are forever in the push up position.
  • Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Comments

Megan said…
I'm almost ashamed of myself for giggling.

;)
Cece said…
I needed the giggle today. Oh and the other important thing happening on 1/20 is my birthday! You better make you way to The Wild Onion that day or else!!!!!
Anonymous said…
You're funny.
Booya said…
Oh man
Gabby Girl said…
He he he. Thanks for the giggle.
I too needed the pick me up today... thanx Shife
Me-Me King said…
concentrating...concentrating...is your hand up?

I didn't think so, damn!
billy pilgrim said…
i've got a yard full of the real stuff. it's free for the taking, i'll even throw in a bag.
Big Ben said…
Those are good and cheesy, just like my jokes!
angel, jr. said…
You're too funny!!
cher said…
classic funny! I'm going to talk to the next random shopper in the shampoo isle I see and discuss this issue...