- Every fight is a food fight when you are a cannibal.
- I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
- It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
- All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
- Dogs are forever in the push up position.
- Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
I'm almost ashamed of myself for giggling.ReplyDelete
I needed the giggle today. Oh and the other important thing happening on 1/20 is my birthday! You better make you way to The Wild Onion that day or else!!!!!ReplyDelete
He he he. Thanks for the giggle.ReplyDelete
I too needed the pick me up today... thanx ShifeReplyDelete
concentrating...concentrating...is your hand up?ReplyDelete
I didn't think so, damn!
i've got a yard full of the real stuff. it's free for the taking, i'll even throw in a bag.ReplyDelete
Those are good and cheesy, just like my jokes!ReplyDelete
You're too funny!!ReplyDelete
classic funny! I'm going to talk to the next random shopper in the shampoo isle I see and discuss this issue...ReplyDelete