On with the blog.
I found this playing around online. I don't need to talk about the last time I played online. I think I still have that rash.
Anyway this is just a hypothetical game.
I know some of you might not like playing hypothetical games because it is like lying to your mind but do it anyway. And I realize most of these questions are for people with penises but I think there are a few for the ladies.
Would You Rather...
- Have infinite money or live as long as you want?
- Be famous for getting beat up by Clay Aiken or for banging Oprah?
- Call it Rhode Island or Kakapoopooshire?
- Have straight, black teeth that can't be whitened or pearly white, crooked teeth that can't be fixed?
- Have a dumb girlfriend with big boobs, or a smart girlfriend with a major bank account and no boobs?
- And for the ladies. Have a dumb boyfriend with a huge wang, or a smart boyfriend with a major bank account and a tiny, tiny wang.
- Have a kind, intelligent talking hampster or a loud, racist talking Wookie?
- Have a hang nail or something stuck in your teeth for the rest of your life?
- Only be able to talk using famous movie quotes or only be able to talk in a hilariously high-pitched voice for the rest of your life?
- Kill Dracula with your bare hands or kill an army of weak, slow zombies with a bunch of weapons?
- Have Will Smith's character from Men in Black be president, or have Will Smith's character from Independence Day be president?
- Lick a subway handrail, or forever suck at beer pong?
- Be Jason Bourne, or James Bond, but as Timothy Dalton?
- Be able to only watch movies, or television for the rest of your life?
- Live in Peewee's Playhouse, or Live in the Playboy Mansion?
- Have Van Halen's "Eruption" play loudly for everyone to hear whenever you pee, or have Marvin Gaye's "Lets get it on" whenever you have a boner?
- Find a genie lamp inhabited by Robin Williams, or find a genie lamp inhabited by Shaq?
- Have make up sex, or break up sex?
- Know how many times you have masturbated in your life, or know how much time you have spent masturbating in your life?
- Graduate from school without debt, or be unbeatable at Golden Tee?
I think that is enough.
Have a good weekend.
And remember no shirt, no shoes, no service.