My friend told me about the underwear range. He said it will help determine how distraught I am about being unemployed. It basically works like this: The more troubled I become about being without a job then my comfort level of just being in my underwear increases. For example, week 1 of unemployment I might just be on the couch in my manties. Week 5 I am getting the mail in my tightie whities. Week 12 I am enjoying a buffet at the Sizzler in my banana hammocks.Right now I am sitting on the couch fully dressed but when I start raking the leaves in my Speed Racer underoo set I will let you know.
Have a fabulous weekend.
For heaven's sakes man, no yard work in underoos after Labor Day. Have you no fashion sense?
ReplyDeleteFor me it was hair care. After six jobless weeks, it looked like I hadn't combed it for years...
ReplyDeleteWhen you go wing surfing in your speedo, warn us first!
ReplyDeletehhhmmm. What about shopping at a major retail store, in a major retail area, during peak hours wearing big slippers that say princess, a baseball cap with a deceased company logo, one eye with mascara, the other without, a chili dog stain on the left (braless) breast and a 4 year old wearing pants that show a lot of crack (as in butt) So she thinks shes gangster, go figure. So what do you think? (OH, foods not to eat while driving, Chilifuckingdogs man....bad judgement on my part, or part of the above state of being....
ReplyDeleteTrust me, I'm dyin'!!! The comments are killin' me!!! Megan nearly had me in the ER after her comment. I look like she does on a regular basis. With all the responsibility around here, the ferals, etc., if I get a shower once a week I feel lucky. If I don't stink, I feel lucky. If I can get anything through my hair, I feel lucky. If I can look in the mirror without cryin', yup, I feel lucky.
ReplyDeleteWow, all my friends are here, and my new one, Suzanne. "Suzanne, you talk almost as much as me, but not quite. Move over, the Queen is here!!!" What? Of course I'm laughing and yes, I'll leave your guests alone. (Suzanne/Suz...I'll be back. Trust me!)
About the underoos. I was going to suggest you go to Ross and stock up. Good prices. Good selection. When you start wearing them in public perhaps you should take a few photos for the blog because why should your true fans be deprived?
XO ;)
I still haven't reached that level yet, but there is still time.
ReplyDeleteThen again, I have gotten the mail in my boxer shorts. But it's boxers! Who can tell, right?
somehow i can picture our friend mr sobchak in boxer shorts raking leaves.
ReplyDeleteGo Speed Racer Go!
ReplyDeleteKeep your pants on. That's my advice.
ReplyDeleteYou have Speed Racer UnderRoos?!?! I'm SO jealous!
ReplyDeleteI miss my R2D2 UnderRoos. :'(
speed racer haha too funny.
ReplyDeleteHang in there Shife things are already starting to look up the Cardinals won today
Just make sure to keep your Chim-Chim covered.
ReplyDeleteYou can wear those Speed Racers--just don't post pics of yourself in them.
ReplyDelete"rock out with yer cock out" man... yard work in the buff... sorry to hear about the lay off man... sounds like a bad movie... you will find better and more entertaining work... now you are in charge see? its the job of the employer to entice you to work there...
ReplyDeleteUnderoos! You kept yours!?! haha thanks for such vivid images
ReplyDeleteSo sorry to hear about the job - what a crock of shit man :(