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- Maybe it is a mid-life crisis but I am contemplating changing the name of my private parts. What do you think of Bill and Ted as my testicles and my penis being called The Excellent Adventure?
- The latest installment of Indiana Jones came out on DVD this week. I saw it in the theater and really did not care for it. I could not really put a finger on it but then an episode of "South Park" really cleared it up for me. Indiana Jones was raped.
- I was listening to a podcast and the guy was talking about the gayest phrases he ever heard. Here they are, and which one do you think is the gayest?
-- "I just saw Wicked for the second time in San Francisco"
-- "I just went dildo shopping with Richard Simmons in West Hollywood"
-- "I just got my ass waxed by the Village People"
-- "I attended a Feng Shui conference with Clay Aiken in Key West"
-- "I am a Cubs fan"
- And my public service announcement of the week
As long as you don't tattoo them on, I think you should be able to name your private parts whatever you like.ReplyDelete
And that public service announcement works both ways, ladies!
Gayest phrase ever uttered in my opinion: "I am gay and just had gay sex."ReplyDelete
"Bill and Ted" and "The Excellent Adventure" sounds great. Of course, having the Mrs. relearn it could prove interesting. What if she calls him the wrong name??ReplyDelete
i know some cubs fans!
thanks for the tip.
Most excellent *air guitar*ReplyDelete
I had to change the name of mine as well. I thought if they were named after a popular group that they would be more popular with the wife. Apparently “Big Head Todd and the Monsters” doesn’t just scream romance to the wife. I hope that she is a fan of the classics because now it’s “Little Elvis and the Twins”.
i guess if i were to rename name it would have to be "the boys and the hood"... heh heh...ReplyDelete
I like Ultor Fuckhammer.ReplyDelete
I'll take them in the order in which they were recieved:ReplyDelete
1) Private Parts
They're yours. Name um whatever the hell you like. However, my suggestion is "Big Rod and the Dingleberries."
(Sorry, won't look at anything having to do with rape, I'll just trust you.)
2) Gay Phrases
I lived in West Hollywood in a luxury highrise on Doheney overlooking Beverely Hills (Doheney separates the east side of BH and the west side of WH). I even went to Richard Simmons work out joint in BH to find out about membership because I'd put on 10 lbs and was too embarrassed to go to a regular BH's joint. I walked in and felt terrible uncomfortable despite being treated like gold. I was an insult to the larger women. I just wanted to lose a few pounds and women at Richard Simmons' place had bigger issues and didn't need someone like me coming in and making them feel insecure. I got the information, left and never went back. I started walking and lost the weight.
Oh right, I digress.
I don't know? I guess I'll have to go with the Richard Simmons one because West Hollywood is such a fantastic place. Lots of creative people and a whole hell of a lot of fun. Oh, and beautiful too! Oh, and right, next to BH! BONUS!
3) Public Service Announcement:
My advice is to watch out for the men too. You never know what's lurking in the hood.
Love ya! XO
I once said, "I just waxed Richard Simmons' ass," so I guess I'm not gay.ReplyDelete
Your first thought gave me the laugh I needed.ReplyDelete
Here are my suggestions:ReplyDelete
shifes bunker buster
shifes blue-veined custard chucker
shifes chromosome snake
shifes erector cervix inspector
shifes love loaf
shifes love lolly
BOO to the Cubs comment, Always next year I guess.ReplyDelete
This was a good post til I got to the cubbies comment
Seriously, where do you find this stuff???ReplyDelete
I don't know. The 'Stros play at Minute Maid Park. I always thought that was just a little bit girlie for professional sports.
You never fail to make me laugh. Thanks for that.ReplyDelete
Well, I just returned from four days of camping, and I'm sorry I returned.ReplyDelete
Screw this planet and it's women and their head games.
the drip...yet another memeber of the axis of evilReplyDelete
I'll approve only if you name your asshole the "Bogus Journey."ReplyDelete
"I attended a Feng Shui conference with Clay Aiken in Key West" that sounds pretty gay to me.ReplyDelete
Sweet & Dude and Car are nice names.
If you said "Dude, where's my car?"
You would be asking one of your balls where your dick was.