Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Seymour Butts

What is kicking my butt lately? P90X. Never get drunk and go online looking for a new workout program. I know most normal people get drunk and go online looking for porn. But I never said I was normal.
What is entertaining my butt lately? And no I don't mean literally. Because the literal answer to that question is quite personal and I do have a little pride left so I would probably tell you for a few bucks. But since this is a free podcast you get the figurative answer, and that would be "The Shield." Vic Mackey is back and it is going to get good in his final season.
Where has my butt been lately? OK literally it just got back from the men's room and it was not pretty. It was like a crap pinata exploded in there. Fortunately it was not my work but someone did some damage in there. It smelled like someone humped a piece of cheese.
What does my butt look good in? Alpa Cino Chinos of course. You really need to see "Tropic Thunder" to have any idea of what I am taking about.
Why does my butt think sad songs say so much? Two words: Elton John. According to him those sad songs they say so much and I am not going to disagree with the dude who wrote "The Lion King" soundtrack. Come on everbody sing with me ... "It is the circle of life ... and it moves us all "
What the heck is wrong with your butt? Literally nothing. It has the perfect combination of muscle and tone with just enough pigmentation to not blind you if I decided to moon you.

6 comments:

INNER VOICES said...

glad to hear there is nothing "up your butt" these dayz!!!

angel, jr. said...

I need to get my butt in gear...

missy said...

This is the kind of talk I look forward to reading when I decided to go blog jumping. Nobody gives a shit on ruminating-type blogs but your ass, yeah we give a shit on that.

Penelope said...

I am so glad you shared so much about your netheregions with us.

Good to see you back,

Karen

billy pilgrim said...

butts, can't live with'em, can't live without'em.

Random Chick said...

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!