- After I published my last post I thought about this way too late but I do believe an Anal Fissure has to be a drink in a gay club somewhere. "I would like two Appletinis and an Anal Fissure, please."
- Ever call anyone a pussy? OK let’s see a show of hands out there. Come on don’t be shy. I got my hand up too. Wow there are quite a few of us. Well you need to stop it. You should actually call them a scrot. You see a pussy is tough. It can take a pounding, squeeze out life, and perform various other activities that a scrot can only dream about. So my friends be a leader and not a follower. When one of your friend cringes at the thought of eating whale cum soup call them a scrot instead of a pussy.
- Here is a picture of my favorite rental video store.
- My favorite reply this week when someone asks me what I am doing is "I am getting my jugs waxed."
- Is the good old US of A the only country with vanity plates? How about letting your dog cruise in the passenger seat? I am just curious.
- Speaking of curious. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- I think this might be a picture and description of the Care Bear that didn't make the cut.
My buddy KnitTech saw my brief jerkies and raised me a licorice thong. They look fantastic and only 302 calories.
Five terrible euphemisms for defecating based on The Godfather movies.
- Moving Klingman out
- Whacking Sollozzo
- Going fishing with Al
- Visiting Woltz
- Hiring Sophia