
Ideas for Jagermeister commercials:
#1 -- A guy comes out of a hedge. He is covered in mud and blood. He is holding one high-heeled shoe.
"Did I just eat a stripper?"
Jager
#2 -- A little girl is sitting on the swing - not swinging. A tear rolls down her cheek.
"Where's Daddy?"
Jager
#3 -- A guy, let's call him me, is screwing the left eye of a pumpkin. OK. If that pumpkin didn't want it why was it smiling at me.

Jager
I don't know if any of you have had the pleasure of drinking too much Jagermeister, but I have done it several times, and those commercial ideas are not that far-fetched. There are usually some wild and crazy shenanigans involved when someone breaks out that green bottle. So be careful out there. I don't what you ending up shivering on the roof of a gay bar sucking on what you hope is an icicle.
oh mr.shife! your last sentence cracked me right up and now i've woken up one of my kids. so thanks for that.
ReplyDeleteahhh yes, jagger- i know it well. i love it personally. the last time i drank it, my 80+year old neighbour had to walk me home. i only remember the first few feet of our journey, but apparently i fell in a ditch and he laughed his ass off at me before helping me up and shoving me in my house. i woke up on my kitchen floor on the phone. nice. again...another good reason why i don't have your phone number.
Jager is nothing but pure evil concentrated in a bottle. The few time I've drank it...well, how long is the statute of limitations?? (Kidding!).
ReplyDeletejagermeister in honor of goring. thanks, i learned something today. you're not kidding about the gay bar.
ReplyDeletehave you seen the ogre, excellent portrayal of mr goring.
Yes, is off subject, but there is a pary in the beginning of the movie. If you haven't seen Cloverfield yet, run, dont walk but run to the next showing. This is a knock your socks off kind of awesome movie.
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ReplyDeleteTonight I found myself chugging out of a champaign bottle, despite having to work early tomorrow: Jaeger.
ReplyDeleteMan. Jagr is the nectar of the devil. So sweet and delicious but full of no good. I've had nights go from Awesome-to-Trainwreck after 1 Jagrbomb (Jagremiester & Red Bull) too many.
ReplyDeleteI seriously think I've lost years off my life due to that green bottle.
I loved his show on Comedy Central. Apparently, he's not doing it anymore. Funny, funny man!
ReplyDeleteHey, it's a trend I recently made mention of the Jolly Green Bottle of Death myself.
ReplyDeletehttp://traviserwin.blogspot.com/2008/01/wait-until-youre-my-age.html
My good buddy drank way too much of that stuff on his 21st birthday!! Very amusing.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I must be too straight laced to leave a comment on here. I have never ingested jager, but has anyone ever heard of cisco? I used to drink that EWwwH. You people are interesting, all of you.
ReplyDeleteIf your lip sticks, you're fine, icicle. If it doesn't, you're gay.
ReplyDeleteI've never drank too much (since monday).
Something tells me these are never going to be made, but I do like the pumpkin one.
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