You guys should be glad I was not watching a show about why mammals eat their young.Who knows what kind of thought process that would have inspired?
Anyway, I got knocked up by the epiphany fairy.
For some odd reason I was thinking about golf and how cool it is that they have a caddy that gives them advice. As I continued thinking, I thought what if you had a caddy for life? Just someone that follows you around and helps you out in tight situations. You know like if you are drunk and thinking about procuring the services of a midget hooker. But your life caddy Rico (I think Rico would be an excellent Life Caddy name) talks some sense into you and you just end up buying an issue of "Barely Legal Dwarfs" and some vaseline. Just a passing fancy but I know we all have done things in the past where we wish we did have a life caddy.
Anyway, I got knocked up by the epiphany fairy.
For some odd reason I was thinking about golf and how cool it is that they have a caddy that gives them advice. As I continued thinking, I thought what if you had a caddy for life? Just someone that follows you around and helps you out in tight situations. You know like if you are drunk and thinking about procuring the services of a midget hooker. But your life caddy Rico (I think Rico would be an excellent Life Caddy name) talks some sense into you and you just end up buying an issue of "Barely Legal Dwarfs" and some vaseline. Just a passing fancy but I know we all have done things in the past where we wish we did have a life caddy.
Where can we get one of these?
ReplyDeleteOnly after I've been assured the little thing is deaf and blind.:)
ReplyDeleteI think we all need a life caddy. Mine would have to be an old British guy. We could be looking at the hot Christmas item of 2008.
ReplyDeletei've got one of those caddies, a sometimes grouchy one.
ReplyDeletethe lovely mrs m counted every drink i had in my drinking days.
Yes, I was thinking that some would call our conscience our life caddy. Unfortunately, the application of alcohol can indeed cause these life caddies to clock out early.
ReplyDeleteCool! It would be like having your own sherpa, but without the snow and mountains to climb!
ReplyDeleteI don't want a life caddy. She's say lovely things like: get your fat-ass off the couch and exercise. Should you really be knitting that? The list goes on and on.
ReplyDeleteYou're too funny!
ReplyDeleteyou want a life caddy hey? this is actually a really good idea for people such as myself who tend to fill her days with bad decision making. i assume your life caddy would have medical and dental?
ReplyDeleteI never knew a caddy helped a golfer by giving advice. I just thought they followed them around picking up their balls.
ReplyDeletehahaha barely legal dwarfs!! ya, i def needed a life caddy this year, hell last week...sigh
ReplyDeletegood idea :)
But if they are with you at all times, who is gonna bail you out of jail?
ReplyDeleteMy life caddy's name is Al.
ReplyDeleteHate to break it to ya shife but I think this is called your conscience. You know the good angel, and bad devil? have a great week though
ReplyDeleteAngel, Jr! What do you mean "where can we get one of these?" I'm your caddy! You give me advice when others have a busy signal, or don't bother w/any forms of communication..I hope I've also been a good caddy to you. What the hell am I writing this on Mr.Shife's page for? Taking up his space here:) Have a good weekend Mr. Shife!
ReplyDeleteMy therapist says a Life Caddy would be a good idea.
ReplyDeleteThey already have them, they're called Life Coaches which rich people, who have NO clue what to do with their money let alone their lives, have 24-7 access to them.
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