Monday, October 15, 2007

I Challenge You

Bored? Here are a few activities that you might find challenging.

Milk Gallon Challenge: A person attempts to drink a gallon of milk within one hour without vomiting.

Wonderbread Challenge: Eat two slices of bread in two minutes. No drinks, no butter ... just plain ol' untoasted bread.

The Saltine Challenge: Ingest six Saltine crackers in 60 seconds (Note: All challenges must occur without the help of water or any other digestive lubricants)

The Cinnamon Challenge: Ingest one teaspoon of cinnamon in 60 seconds (Note: cinnamon sugar is not acceptable)

The Saltine Challenge No. 2: Ingest four saltines in 60 seconds AND then whistle.

The Twinkies Challenge: Ingest three twinkies in 60 seconds.

The Wendy’s Challenge: Put the entire contents of a Wendy’s kids meal into a blender (small hamburger, fries and Sprite), and ingest it in five minutes.

The Star Jones Challenge: Try to listen to her for 60 minutes without wanting to drive a railroad spike through her face.


Anybody else got some challenges?

9 comments:

Tina said...

ha, i know some people here that tried to do the milk gallon challenge and failed pukingly miserably :o) prettty gross - i think there are actually pics out there too of my friends givin it a go - i can send u the link if ya email me (ha not that u want to see )

The Duck said...

I'm pretty sure I've eaten more than six saltines in 60 seconds, just because I love saltines so much. I wouldn't try the milk challenge though. I accidentally drank way too much milk once and I can vouch for its effect.

cher said...

i don't think it would be that hard to eat 3 twinkies in 60 seconds

and i will never, ever...in a million years ever, attempt the star jones challenge. i wish she'd get so skinny she just dissapears or slips down a drain or something.

nutz said...

what's so hard about eating two slices of bread in two mins? Esp wonderbread white bread..plain. And I'm with DUCK I love saltines too!

Hunter said...

if you think you are so smart TRY the saltine challenge!!!! its impossible! the second one is easier though...and i have done it..

but 6 saltines in one minute is IMPOSSIBLE! go try it for yourself right now and set a timer!!!!

Doran said...

bad news man...I have done 6 saltines in a minute...the clock was at 58 secs when i swallowed the last one

Anonymous said...

i've done the milk thing before cause one time my friends at school dared me so i drank 19 of those half pint milks, so i think i could do a gallon in an hour when we only had thirty minutes for lunch

Anonymous said...

trust me you cant do the milk challenge it is physically impossible

Anonymous said...

Take a shot of steaksauce