Tuesday, August 07, 2007

You've Got Mail

Ever wonder what God's email inbox might look like?
I was just checking to see if he had time to answer mine.
It wasn't anything substantial like what is the meaning of the life or is Ted Koppel's hair real.
I just just wanted to know what his thoughts were on the merit of being a stunt cock. You know a gentleman who provides surplus semen, usually on demand, to an adult film.

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11 comments:

cher said...

Wow, I'm speechless. And a little on edge. How on Earth did you hack into my email?? Oh, wait a minute, I know how you did. I am all knowing.

Spinning Girl said...

This is supremely, omnipotently funny.

The Duck said...

Lots of good jokes in there, both for believers, non-believers, and just the generally pissed off (me).

angel, jr. said...

This is hilarious. I've always wondered what other people pray about.

KnitTech said...

DNA tests?! Too funny.

the rube said...

thanks for the info.

now i know why the big guy doesn't answer my requests. those other guys have way better topics than me.

nutz said...

LOL Shife....reminds me of Bruce Almighty when he checked his email.

Tena said...

I'm pissed. That hacker has captured my email.

Phats said...

I don't see my request in there for Purdue to win the national title. I am not even sure god is up for that task!

The Phoenix said...

It's a good thing that God is able to prioritize his e-mail.

The Egg said...

Hehehe! So the requests go to an inbox eh? I'd like to ask God for a date with the hunk at the pharmacy. The selection in rural PA is very limited. Either they're taken, too young, too old. Have a nice weekend!