Ever wonder what God's email inbox might look like?
I was just checking to see if he had time to answer mine.
It wasn't anything substantial like what is the meaning of the life or is Ted Koppel's hair real.
I just just wanted to know what his thoughts were on the merit of being a stunt cock. You know a gentleman who provides surplus semen, usually on demand, to an adult film.
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I was just checking to see if he had time to answer mine.
It wasn't anything substantial like what is the meaning of the life or is Ted Koppel's hair real.
I just just wanted to know what his thoughts were on the merit of being a stunt cock. You know a gentleman who provides surplus semen, usually on demand, to an adult film.
Click on the picture if you want a bigger view
Wow, I'm speechless. And a little on edge. How on Earth did you hack into my email?? Oh, wait a minute, I know how you did. I am all knowing.
ReplyDeleteThis is supremely, omnipotently funny.
ReplyDeleteLots of good jokes in there, both for believers, non-believers, and just the generally pissed off (me).
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. I've always wondered what other people pray about.
ReplyDeleteDNA tests?! Too funny.
ReplyDeletethanks for the info.
ReplyDeletenow i know why the big guy doesn't answer my requests. those other guys have way better topics than me.
LOL Shife....reminds me of Bruce Almighty when he checked his email.
ReplyDeleteI'm pissed. That hacker has captured my email.
ReplyDeleteI don't see my request in there for Purdue to win the national title. I am not even sure god is up for that task!
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing that God is able to prioritize his e-mail.
ReplyDeleteHehehe! So the requests go to an inbox eh? I'd like to ask God for a date with the hunk at the pharmacy. The selection in rural PA is very limited. Either they're taken, too young, too old. Have a nice weekend!
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