Hello there. Sorry for the absence but I have been busy training at the
Sum Dum Guy Malaysian Mixed Martial Arts Academy. You know so I can fight like a Malaysian. Have you not heard of “Fight like a Malaysian?” It was the sequel to “Walk like an Egyptian.” Malaysian did not have the commercial success that Egyptian did, which I blame entirely on Casey Kasem. That man was no ambassador to music or
Malaysia. Suck it Casey. Anyway I can’t get that song out of my head now that I have been to the
Sum Dum Guy Academy and completed my intensive schooling.
All the kids in the marketplace say
Ay oy whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Fight like a Malaysian
Alright truth be told I am just fine after getting my wisdom teeth yanked, and I am currently residing in the Black Hole of Suck or what it is commonly called work by some people. My company is launching a new website this week so you will not hear much from me until next week.
Enjoy your Labor Day weekend. Please don’t labor too much, and remember the restroom is for customers only.
Yay I'm first! I think you should make bumper stickers with "Black Hole of Suck." I'd put it on my door at work, yep right on the door under my name, well...wait maybe not describing me, oh fug.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend! :)
i forgot what i was going to say because i agree with tina. i need a few of those stickers actually.
ReplyDeleteGlad to know you're alive.
ReplyDeleteGO VANDALS! I don't envy them this weekend
I almost forgot it was Labor Day soon. Never mind, I did forget.
ReplyDeleteGlad the wisdom tooth thing went good. And I don't think it's affected you one bit.
Have a great labor day!!
ReplyDeleteAnd now you've got that song stuck in my head. I'll be humming, whistling it and will finally have to look the lyrics up on line.
congrats on the successful surgery.
ReplyDeletenow you can scare the shit out of anyone who mentions they need to get their wisdom teeth out.
tell them it's worse than passing 10 kidney stones.
Glad to hear you're good. I had my toncils out in 2002, that really sucked.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading the first part of your post I was thinking, "Hmmmm, sounds like he's still hopped up on the drugs!" Then, I read farther down and you say how everything went well with your surgery. So what's the real story? Do we need to do a blogervention?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend Mr. Shife! I have to catch up on your previous posts. Now I have that BB's song stuck in my head!
ReplyDeleteI had all 4 of my stoopid teeth pulled at once. I still have them too, the doctor let me keep them. But I fell left out, I did not get molested while I was under the pain medicine. But then again all my insurance cover was novicane, go firgure.
ReplyDeleteHave a great holiday weekend!
ReplyDeleteMy neighbor must not believe in Labor Day Weekend, as they are operating a chainsaw at 8:30 a.m. on a Saturday. That's fine, I only really wanted 6 hours of sleep . . . Assholes.
ReplyDeleteDid you get the teeth? You never know where your body parts will end up otherwise ...
ReplyDeleteOh the wisdom teeth. I got put out for it.
ReplyDeleteThe third song is one I always sing "Fuck like a Canadian".
My boss is from Malaysia. I will so no more for I need my job to eat.
ReplyDeleteThe CD should be there tomorrow or the next day. Mailed it Saturday.
Hope you got your fuchsia belt.
ReplyDeleteAh, I know why you haven't posted again yet. You're obviously waiting for my comment on this post before you add more content. Well, here you go. Let the posting commence!
ReplyDeleteknock, knock?
ReplyDelete:)
Where the hell is Shife, kind of like where in the world is Matt Lauer!
ReplyDeleterooooooooooar!!!
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