Wednesday, August 22, 2007

#4

Here are some random acts of Shifeness:
  • Great line from Jon Stewart: "It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs."
  • A great way for your four-legged furry friend to show his disapproval of Michael Vick, check out the link.
  • So what do you do if your Xbox 360 is overheating? Some people might turn it off or point a fan at it. But not this kid. The dumbass of the day award goes to this teenager in North Carolina, check it out.
  • Black hole of suck, no this is not a move similar to an Ambushed Paddington, but that is how I will describe my job next week. We are launching a new website, and no matter how many safeguards and preventive measures are in place something will go wrong.
  • Having a heart attack sucks, dying from it really sucks, but what about dying from a heart attack while wearing your wife’s bra and mini-skirt. Dare I say it again? Yes I dare. That is the black hole of suck. Read all about it here.

9 comments:

THE DUCK said...

another new website huh? good luck with that.

Travis Erwin said...

I have to say I've always despised Michael Vick and the Atlanta Falcons, so man, am I enjoying this.

Phats said...

that chewtoy is hilarious loved it! Not enough to buy one for Baxter, but I am cheap.

Have a good one.

cher said...

black hole of suck. nice. good thing i don't bother you all day long at work or you'd know black hole of suck on a whole new level.

15 bras? wow. hasn't he ever heard of just stuffing your bra with kleenex?

and the retarded gaming kid DID NOT regain his sences. How can you regain something that was never there?

jon stewart can serenade me songs of the hoff anyday.

i am getting nervous for you surgery. how weird is that?

tina said...

hahaha great finds :)
good luck with the website

The Phoenix said...

black hole of suck. what a great name for a porno

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I may have an open casket at my funeral, and I'll randomly be wearing a bra, garters, pasties, a french tickler, and a propeller beanie.

angel, jr. said...

Ummm, yes, electricity and water were never friends, never could be friends, never will be.
I can't believe someone would even attempt this.

Design Goddess said...

Ok, but FIFTEEN bras?!?!