Sunday, August 19, 2007

#1

I am getting my wisdom teeth yanked this Friday. In honor of this spectacular event, I will be posting 5 times this week. Just in case I lose my wisdom after these molars are extracted there will be a record of how wise I once was. Actually I just want to see if I can post 5 times in a week. It is hard to believe that I actually posted like this on a regular basis. So what do I have on my mind today? "Superbad." This is by far and away the funniest movie I have seen since "Old School." It is vulgar, offensive, and rude, but I loved every minute of it. "Superbad" is officially the best movie of the 2007 summer season. What is your choice?

Here are two quotes from "Superbad":

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, it is located on my cock.


Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Officer Slater: [pause] That's such a cool name.
Officer Michaels: I know. It sounds like a sexy hamburger.




P.S. Since I am no longer show up as an organic search for Ambushed Paddington on Google I figure I better talk about how an Ambushed Paddington can either make or break a relationship. I mean if guy does pull an Ambushed Paddington on his a lady friend she might get upset. I do show up as #5 on a Yahoo search for Ambushed Paddington so I got that going for me which is nice.

11 comments:

Jon said...

Sorry to hear about the wisdom teeth. I suppose I need to get mine out sooner or later. I've actually had one cut it's way through, so now I understand why our teeth come in when we're so young we can't remember.

the rube said...

when i woke up from the wisdom teeth ordeal my neck was killing me from 2 hours of inverted twisting.

but on the pleasant side, an absolutely beautiful angel had me count backwards. i still dream of her.

it took a few years for my wisdom to return but i had a lot of fun while the wisdom was missing.

cher said...

Your wisdom is not directly linked to your wisdom teeth. What I fear for is your sense of humour. I mean, what if that is directly linked?
So it looks like I have to get my but in gear if I plan on getting you drunk on Wildcat by Friday. I might have to fed ex it. I'm serious, it carp beer, but it'll get you good and drunk...

Design Goddess said...

Good luck with the teeth! Surprised you're just having them out now. I had mine out when I was 19....hmmmm....that could explain a LOT of things now that I think about it.

BTW, thank you for the "well wishes" for my problem person. I do hope it comes true and that I am present to laugh at him for it! :D

Phats said...

Good luck with the teeth yanking, never had mine out, knock on wood!

I saw clips of this movie and thought it looked dumb, but if you give it the seal of approval, I could try again i guess.

Have a good one

cher said...

phats-ahhh ya~you'll give it a try again.
who do you think you are mister?

this is Mr.Shifes blog. I have killed people for less that that!

angel, jr. said...

Ouch with the wisdom teeth. But at least you'll get to eat ice cream (or is that for getting your tonsils out).

cher said...

wow. it just dawned on me that no one has even mentioned the Ambushed Paddington. So just to show you how dedicated of a fan I truly am, I'm going to go do that to some poor unsuspecting stuffy right now.

Travis Erwin said...

You never cease to crack me up. But you are educational as well. Where else can I go to expand me vocabulary with phrases such as ambushed paddington.

nutz said...

Good luck with your procedure! The oral surgeon who did mine was mean and made me cry! But the strawberry milk shake from McDonalds afterwards made up for it.

pandave said...

ugh, wisdom teeth! i lost mine before i turned 20. i have been proudly unwise for years now.

you got me intrigued. and you were like the 3rd item on my google search. ambushed paddington...