Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Might as well

  • I might be inclined to watch this upcoming new show on NBC called “Journeyman” if it was about a guy who traveled back in time to try and save Journey from breaking up. Unfortunately, it is about something else. Don’t stop believin’.
  • I might have a man crush on David Beckham.
  • I might have huge arms in 8 weeks. At least that is what the Muscle & Fitness magazine I bought told me on the cover.
  • I might be watching gay porn, err, “300,” this week as it is now out on DVD.
  • I might be a giant.
  • I might be wearing Aqua-Man underoos and a trucker hat that says “I Brake For Clam Bakes.”
  • I might be taking a break from Diet Coke.
  • I might have read the fat basset’s personal journal. His latest entry said – What gets me hot: Country ham, farting into the heating system, and rubbing against Granny’s leg while she naps.

11 comments:

The Duck said...

Ooh, so which is it? I'm going with the David Beckham thing. That dude is smokin' hot, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

angel, jr. said...

I thought your man crush was on the Hoff because he has body hair.

Jon said...

I bought "300" as well. I haven't watched it yet, but that means I can delete the file I downloaded back in April.

nutz said...

Beckham is hot.

I want to see that new show this fall on CBS called Cane with Jimmy Smits http://www.cbs.com/primetime/cane/ Looks pretty good.

KnitTech said...

I'll be watching the porn this weekend. Would it be gay porn for me as well?

Phats said...

Hmm I heard Andy Roddick interviewed about muscle and fitness when he was on the cover, they airbrushed him.

What nonsport does Beckham participate in again? I think the spice girls reunion will last longer then his popularity in the states.

that's all have a good day Shife

the rube said...

there must be more than one david beckham. the one i saw on tv looked like a real momma's boy. wouldn't even play with a mildly sprained ankle.

now zinedine zidane, he can play.

Big Ben said...

300 does look very Gay. I took my shirt off and rubbed oil on my chest while I watched it.

Skiingred said...

Journeyman? Can we say - Quantum Leap??? But that *might* be cool to reunite Randy J and Steve P et al!

Bend it, Shife!

cher said...

you still don't have my undivided attention.

tina said...

hahahaha oh man how does your wife ever keep a straight face?! you crack my chit up :P

i read that Journeyman completely wrong, I was like "no way, that would kick ass!" haha