The World's Shortest Books

Some of you might be looking for a good book to read this summer. Well look no further because I have got a list for you.

- Guide to proper nutrition by Ghandi
- Acheiving World Peace by Saddam
- Oil Tank Leek Prevention guide by Exxon
- "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by OJ Simpson
- "To All The Men I've Loved Before" by Ellen DeGeneres
- "The Book of Virtues" by Bill Clinton
- Human Rights Advances in China
- "Things I Wouldn't Do for Money" by Dennis Rodman
- Al Gore: The Wild Years
- Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
- America's Most Popular Lawyers
- Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors
- Detroit - A Travel Guide
- Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
- Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
- Easy UNIX
- Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
- Everything Men Know About Women
- Everything Women Know About Men
- French Hospitality
- "How to Sustain a Musical Career" by Art Garfunkel
- Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
- One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA
- Staple Your Way to Success
- The Amish Phone Directory
- The Engineer's Guide to Fashion


And today is NOID so got out there and get your freak on in the great outdoors.

Comments

  1. laughed out loud at the french hospitality bit!

    updated my post as promised!

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  2. Oh, wish I would have known it was NOID. Could have made plans, or is that the type of thing you make plans for?

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  3. the lovely mrs myshkin is a-noid with me every day.

    noid just won't be the same with the hoff on the wagon.

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  4. That looks like my high school summer reading list.

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  5. The George W Bush guide to International Diplomacy.

    Fine British Cuisine

    Agorophobics' Guide to World Travel

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  6. ha ha @ The Amish Phone Directory

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  7. Anonymous5/09/2007

    and what about: The David Hasselhoff guide to sobriety?

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  8. Work Hard for Success...by Paris Hilton

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  9. Anonymous5/12/2007

    haha these are great!

    NOID?! wtf - i have been sooo in the dark....

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  10. Amish phone directory... hilarious!

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  11. ROTFLMAO!!!
    i was wondering what i was going to do with myself during my summertime train rides. these books must be classics!

    mr shife you run fast.

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