- Mitch Hedberg was one funny dude. Sadly, Mitch died of an overdose in 2005, but his comedy lives on thanks to the web. If you have not had the opportunity to listen to his musings, you need to check out this link. Here are some samples of this mad genius:
Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. All you would hear is "Awww fuck! I thought I looked like that rock."
I was gonna get a candy bar, and the button I was supposed to push was HH. So I went to the side, I found the H button, and pushed it twice. Fuckin' potato chips came out man. Because they had a HH button for Christ's sakes, you need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA, BB, CCs. God God dammit dammit.
Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica, 'cause the dude didn't even get his degree. Why'd you have to drop out and start makin' pop so soon?
. That dog is one bad motha. Quincy
- As I mentioned in my previous post I am going to fraternity reunion this weekend. I will be leaving Friday afternoon for a long weekend at my alma mater, the
. The reunion was scheduled the same weekend as my half-marathon race so I won’t be doing my race until later this year. But it is for the best because I have not been able to train the past four weeks. I got that cold/flu that was going around so that knocked me out for two weeks, then I stepped on a nail, and then I was assaulted by a rose bush that left me with several long scratches on my calf. So I got the message from the running gods to maybe run a race later in the season. Universityof Idaho
- I have been trying to be consistent and update my blog twice a week, and so far so good. But I probably won’t have time this Friday to post seem I am heading to my Delta Chi drunk fest so I will talk to you everyone next week. Have a great week and enjoy your weekend.