Friday, May 04, 2007

Quincy's Journal

Do you ever have the dream where you are running down the street naked carrying a bucket of extra crispy chicken while chasing a male orangutan who is wearing women’s lingerie?

Me either.

Anyway I am going to spend the weekend trying to build up Quincy’s self-esteem. The fat basset is feeling a little down right now. At first I thought it was because I was making him wear the jean shorts I macromaded and bedazzled, but it turns out it was something completely different. I stumbled upon his latest journal entry:

"There they were sitting around the dinner table, knocking back a few beers and blathering about the Middle East - you've never heard such shallow, simplistic reasoning in your life - and Mr. Shife turns to me and says, 'And what do you think Quincy? What do you think we should do?' And all I could come up with was 'Woof.' I felt like such an ass."


Have a great weekend, and remember today is Star Wars Day -- May the Fourth (be with you).

17 comments:

angel, jr. said...

May the Fourth be with you too!!

Sometimes all that needs to be said is "woof". The word speaks for itself. It's like the word "aloha". It means everything and nothing all at the same time.

KnitTech said...

Are you sure, it didn't mean. "Nuke the planet for orbit, it's the only way to be sure?" Qunicy strikes me as that kind of dog.

May the Fourth be you also!

GrillTech said...

Star Wars day? I wasn't even aware we had a Star Wars day. Guess we won't be watching the 2 hour season finale of Greys Anatomy tonight. We'll have to watch Star Wars all night. Well at least episodes 4, 5, and 6 (the good ones).

Nutz On A Roll said...

You're funny. Have a good weekend!

the rube said...

what does quincy think about the hoff?

Tina said...

haha you said "bedazzled" I'm sure I can recall seeing that bedazzler on a caffeine-induced late-nite watching of an infomercial - too funny!

i gave my lil rant on the news over on the bedrockgirl blog - did u catch Maher 2nite? Sean Penn and Garry Shandling were superb. I didn't used to like Shandling at all - but as I get older, my opinions change I guess.

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Do you force your basset hound to cross dress? Good. I'm all for it.

I feel inspired. I may pierce my ferret's scrotum.

Edmund Dantes said...

May the Fourth be with you, too. Hey, why does Blogger need my ID to post this? You don't need to see my identification...

Big Ben said...

That last line was so cheezy.

How can you read your bog's journal? Don't you respect his right to privacy?

Sophie T. Mishap said...

Dude! You made my day with this!

Phats said...

did you buy your bedazzler from the lady on the apprentice?!

Poor Quincy, next time you should let him pick the topic!

tina said...

Yes, phats! That is where I saw it! hahaha niiice - sexy tiiiime lol

BV said...

Quincy kind of looks like Mary Ann.

The Duck said...

I'm going to try that response the next time I'm asked for my opinion on world issues. I bet it works better if you're a dog, but I think I could probably still pull it off.

The Egg said...

Woof. Dogs have it great!

cher said...

quincy quincy bo bincy.... tell him i think he could use a eye job.

Steve said...

Bassets are great. I hope he's recovered well from his back surgery. (I found your blog after looking at my Fat Basset on the sofa, and on a whim, did a google search on it)

My Fat Basset's (2 of them) say WOOF! I'm sure that togther, they could form a think tank that could find a solution to the worlds problems(but I have a feeling it would have something to do with Walks, Sleeps, or Treats)

Oh, and I thought Star Wars day was May 25th....