How do I describe this blog?
A line from "Old School" with a minor tweak.
"My friends, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my blog as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here."
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Seconds
I was walking out of the grocery story today and glanced at a movie on my way out, "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days." And I thought to myself, that is crap. I mean 10 days, that is way too much time. I can lose my entire family in 10 days. We live in an instant gratification society. We want results now. So in my effort to help mankind, I thought I would amp it up and offer my suggestions on how to lose a guy in 10 seconds.
Sleep with his brother or best friend or father.
Tell him he has the smallest penis you have ever seen.
Tell him you have had sex with more than 100 men.
Now if one of those three don't send the guy packing then he is completely desperate, whipped, or just has no self-esteem. So if you have to pull out the ultimate deal breaker then