- Sleep with his brother or best friend or father.
- Tell him he has the smallest penis you have ever seen.
- Tell him you have had sex with more than 100 men.
- Sleep with his mom.
How do I describe this blog?
A line from the movie "Old School" with a small tweak.
"My friends, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my blog as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here."
20 comments:
Wow, really good tips here! There's this guy who has been phoning & leaving messages even if I have not returned any of his calls for months!
But then his brother & father can be a wanker... let us hope he has a good friend!!
...or a nice mum ;-)
I will be sure to never get drunk enough to tell a guy the truth...now that you have divulged that he would run for the hills if he knew the real me ;).
Or sleep with his sister, doesn't have to be his mother.
If a girl said she wanted to piss on my face or use a strap-on on me, then I would be out.
I want to vomit now. You should call your list...Lose A Man In One Milisecond.
Yeah that would make every guy run away quickly!!
Ha! Thanks! I had to take notes...
I have that movie. its funny. Wanna borrow it? heheheh
Or in the immortal words of Homer Simpson, "I'm not gay, but I'll learn"
or maybe he's just after your money.
"well sweetheart, i got the clap so you'll have something to remember me by"
Excellent tips there. I'll have to remember those the next time I'm dumping some dude. Hmm, maybe they won't come in as handy for me after all. This will require further consideration.
Good tips Shife!
I don't know about that sleeping with the mom one. You know the saying.
2 guys together is gross. 2 girls together is a photo op.
This reminds me of a Dear Abby I read where some lady was all like "Dear Abby: I haven't been able to have sex with my husband since I caught him having sex with my brother. How do I move past this?" Uh, one word, DIVORCE.
Yeck!
haha nice tips
for some reason this popped in my head...funny
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/18493
Hehe. Nice of you to drop by, Mr Shife. Looks like a fun blog. Thanks for the laughs!
When did you talk to my exes?
Big Ben: Do you know any girls into face pissing and strap-ons? Not for me, I swear. I have this friend who's into that stuff.
1. Say "I love you" on the first date.
2. Carry a wad of wedding magazines under your arm.
3. And if all that fails: in the bedroom, point and say, "Hey, I used to have one of those!"
Are you suggesting this as the sequel?
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