I was walking out of the grocery story today and glanced at a movie on my way out, "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days." And I thought to myself, that is crap. I mean 10 days, that is way too much time. I can lose my entire family in 10 days. We live in an instant gratification society. We want results now. So in my effort to help mankind, I thought I would amp it up and offer my suggestions on how to lose a guy in 10 seconds.
- Sleep with his brother or best friend or father.
- Tell him he has the smallest penis you have ever seen.
- Tell him you have had sex with more than 100 men.
- Sleep with his mom.