It will be my two year anniversary tomorrow.
This last year has been a little weird because I took about a three-month sabbatical to sort things out. Alright, fine, the truth be told I was following the David Hasselhoff tour in Australia.
But I eventually removed my head from my rectum and returned to the wonderful world of blogging. I had to cut back a little back to stay sane, but I still represent.
So I just want to again thank everyone who takes the time to comment and visit. You are awesome and really appreciate you stopping by. You are a big reason why I continue to blog. And without you, Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy would probably suck a bag of dicks.
So in honor of this special occasion, I proudly present my second-ever post, and please be kind to me. Just remember how good you were the second time you made out with the foreign exchange student from Mozambique. Exactly.
Have a great day.
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ReplyDeletehow many of us can say that our hearts are purer than a dogs?
Happy Blogaversary!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have taken breaks from blogging myself,and it is neccessary to remain sane.
Wishing you the best this year in life and blogging!
That's a great achievement. Thanks for sticking around for two years!
ReplyDeleteActually, I was "The Man" by the third time.
Awesome, Happy Anniversary! Glad you didn't stay away too long, I would have missed your awesomely hilarious posts.
ReplyDeleteThe hoff lives!
Congrats! Id like to be posting more...but I am so friggin busy these days......I noticed that you have been as well. Man that bites. Tgfw!
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say. If you blog it, they will come...
ReplyDeleteto read it and then comment immediately afterwards. Ahem.
You toured for three monthes and didn't blog about it?! With the great and noble David Hasselhoff, no less?
ReplyDeleteYou're pretty wordy for a two year old...
I'm approaching two years with my current blog. I had to divorce my first one, because we didn't see eye to eye. That one would have been going on 5 years in May or June. Parts of it still live on at http://www.archive.org.
ReplyDeleteWow two years!! Time flies. Congrats Shife!
ReplyDeletei dont know you but happy bloggiversary! do you feel pretty? you should.
ReplyDeleteAlright, fine, the truth be told I was following the David Hasselhoff tour in Australia. *snort*
woooohooooo Happy Happy
ReplyDeletehaha you always make me laugh, truly ;) I'm glad you blog and that I can drop in for some laughs and say 'ello I knew you were stalking Hoff. I cant help but think about you whenever I hear or see something Hofftastic. lol
ReplyDeleteWhere would one buy a bag of dicks if one were in the market?
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary for the second time!
ReplyDeleteI really enjoy reading your posts. Always insightful and amusing! :)
Im so out of it.. I didn't even realize you were back in business- all this shifeness to catch up on!!!
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