A man called and asked if he could rent a car in
A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin,
Here’s the situation: You’re too drunk to drive yourself and your son home. What do you do?
a. Attach feathers to each other and learn how to fly
b. Call a cab and make the little guy pay for it to teach him a hard, simultaneous lesson about life, money and how he won’t have much of neither
d. Let the little guy drive
The traditional version of the Scientology wedding that Tom Cruise and his anointed will have Saturday includes telling him that girls need "clothes and food and tenderness and happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat" and telling her that "young men are free and may forget" their promises.
Relatives of the victims in the Simpson slayings case are lashing out at the planned publication of a book by O.J. Simpson in which he discusses how he would have committed the killings of his ex-wife and her friend "if I did it."
So please place your vote accordingly in your comment.
Nominee #1 – Rental car moron
Nominee #2 – Kidnapping moron
Nominee #3 – Drunk moron
Nominee #4 – Wedding moron
Nominee #5 – Hypothetical murder moron
This is a pretty easy one for me because OJ's stupidity almost makes him jackass of the year.ReplyDelete
The drunk driver.ReplyDelete
Oh wow, I was going to go for drunk guy, then thinkin that if it was "jackass" was gonna go for Cruise weirdness, but ohhh my the last one takes the cake. OJ is the moron/JACKASS of the decade for that one! Good gawd.ReplyDelete
OOO i vote #4!ReplyDelete
The picks are up, thanks for participating!
This is a hard choise. They're all dumbasses.ReplyDelete
I guess I'll go with #5.
#4, i wish i had a wedding like that.ReplyDelete
this rental car moron says thank god you are back, i was having a hard time by myself out here in space...ReplyDelete
Just for sheer horror value, I'm going with the drunk driver.ReplyDelete
Thanks for reminding me. I wrote a post last night and totally forgot to hit publish!ReplyDelete
Have a good weekend yourself. ;)
I vote for the guy with the Nair! What a nut! (no pun intended....ok, so it was intended) :DReplyDelete
Got to go with OJ all the way.ReplyDelete
OJ for sure - dude's just gotta stop smokin' crack (allegedly allegedly). Stupid shite like this is going to get his ass kicked by an angry mob one of these days.ReplyDelete
9-3 record not bad shife, not bad! and the cardinals won todayReplyDelete
It is a tough call...butReplyDelete
I'm going with OJ, because I saw a picture of the book cover and the "IF" is in white and the "I DID IT" is in bright red...
I"m gonna have to vote for Katie Holmes marrying the whacko..ReplyDelete