Random Acts of Shifeness

  • Rock the vote? I try not to get political on this here blog of mine but I think it is really important that everyone vote tomorrow. Here is a link to a story from Pat Tillman’s brother that should provide all the inspiration you need to cast your ballot.

  • I have been absent from my blog for several reasons, but being adopted by Madonna was not one of them.

  • First George from “Grey’s Anatomy” announces he is gay, and then Doogie Howser comes out of the closet. They say things come in threes, so whose next? So I think I know. Here is my logic: George stars on a drama on ABC, Doogie stars on a comedy on CBS, “How I Met Your Mother.” Nobody knew George before “Grey’s” and Neil Patrick Harris was Doogie Howser before he got this CBS show. So based on those incredible detective skills, the next TV star to announce that he is gay will be a star on a NBC reality show that had some success before they became popular on their current show. And my nominee is …. Donald Trump.

  • Would you be a little nervous if your pharmacist had a crazy eye? Ours does and I am afraid one day when I take my allergy medicine that I am going to end up with a day-long erection because she gave me Viagra instead of Allegra.

  • I saw “Borat” over the weekend, and laughed myself silly. But there is one scene that almost made me throw up a little bit in my mouth. If you have seen it you probably know what I am talking about. Let’s just say seeing Borat get into fight with his producer in their hotel room was quite shocking.

  • Mrs. Shife attended a marital aide party or as I like to call them a "fukkerware party" over the weekend. She will not tell me what she bought as she wants to keep it a surprise. So it looks like Christmas might come a little early this year for Mr. Shife. As Borat would say, "It is very nice. We make sexy time."

Have a great week, and don't forget to vote.


  1. Anonymous11/06/2006

    You make sexy time with wife.
    Very nice.

  2. Thanks for stopping by Borat. I really enjoyed your movie. I hope you and your new wife Lynelle enjoy your life together. Say hi to Huey Lewis for me.

  3. Hi Shife!
    I am glad to hear Madonna didn't adopt you, that would be crazy.

    I think most people already knew Dooie was gay, he just wasn't out about it. Donald Trump, hmm now that would be news.

    Have a good one, GO VANDALS! Still bowl hope, but slim, can't lose again

  4. Anonymous11/07/2006

    That was a great article about voting!

    Are you sure Madonna didn't adopt you? I've been hearing all sorts of tumors about her cradling a big boy in white thongs.

    I'd LOVE to see the Donald come out...or better yet...Dubya. LOL

    LMAO about the possible RX mix up! That would be a great lawsuit!

    I really want to see Borat, but I'll have to wait for the DVD.

    Fukkerware? LOL

  5. I'm so jealous that you saw Borat and you get an early Christmas present.

  6. Phats -- I felt like a virgin touched for the very time when she said she wanted to adopt me. And even if the Vandals finish 6-6 it doesn't sound like anyone would want us in their bowl game.

    Denise -- It is a good article. I wish more people would open their eyes and quit voting based on all of this fear mongering. Just be prepared for the fight scene when you watch Borat. It might scar your retinas.

    Angel -- Well get out there and see Borat. What are you waiting for?

  7. I did my civic duty tonite and rocked the computerized voting machine!

    I think that it won't be "The Donald" that comes out. Now his "hair" on the other hand....

    As for your pharmacist, I'm sure that eye can't see much. Hopefully the other can!

  8. Very niiiiice. hehe

    I rawked the vote. Man, you are right - no politics on the blog - I got slammed today and by family...jusss great....very nice. haha

  9. Anonymous11/08/2006

    Loved Borat.

    Love sex toy parties.

    Love crazy eyed pharmacists with good drugs.

    I need to hang out with the Shife's.....

  10. I'm glad you're back!

    Great costume, by the way. I don't think Mrs. Shife looks like a fallopian tube, though.

  11. it sounds like the fallopian swim team better keep in "game shape"

  12. Anonymous11/09/2006

    My vote is for the lover's ring and a silver bullet. ;)

  13. I'm gonna see Borat soon. I've heard such great things.

  14. i know the scene and OMG i saw taint!

  15. did mrs shife get you the man thong/speedo thing?
    pink would be nice with your complexion.


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