Random Acts of Shifeness

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  • I still feel physically ill from watching the Cardinals meltdown against the Bears on Monday Night Football. I have been a fan of the Cardinals since forever, and I just knew they would find a way to blow it. They are so close to turning the corner and becoming a decent team but they keep finding ways to drag themselves down. I am keeping the faith, but it is getting harder and harder. This loss hurt really, really bad. Not as bad as riding down the street on a bike with the seat missing, but almost.

  • I saw a personalized license plate that made me do a double take. The plates read “HORSRUS.” I think they were trying to say “Horses are us,” but what I saw was “Whores are us.” I am sure that makes for an interesting time when you take a ride around town.

  • Useless fact of the day: The following sentence contains nine ways "ough" can be pronounced: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."

  • Stupid joke of the day: Two cows were standing in a field when one goes, "Mooo." The other replies, "Damn, I was just about say that."

  • And finally, here are some billboards I would like to see:























Comments

  1. the rube10/17/2006

    da bears are back. i could picture chris farley smiling in heaven last night.

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  2. Lena10/17/2006

    Hey there! Glad you're back in the blogging on a more regular basis now. Guess what band I get to see play next week? Don't be too jealous!

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  3. Mr. Shife10/17/2006

    Yeah, I am sure he is Leo, but I wish they would have picked a different week to come back.

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  4. Mr. Shife10/17/2006

    And Swedishnurse is so nice to see you back over here as well. Have fun at the concert. I will try not to be too jealous.

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  5. Phats10/17/2006

    I love the it's all about the bitches sign great one!!

    I thought the Cardinals looked good last night you are turning a corner, it's just taking you awhile! I don't know if this will make you feel better but, the latest ESPN bowl projections have Idaho in the MPC Computer Bowl which I believe is the blue field boise bowl!! Cool eh? Go Vandals

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  6. mist110/17/2006

    That definately says Whores R Us.

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  7. Anonymous10/18/2006

    Oh please, they're DEFINITELY talking about the whores. Or maybe it was some lame double entendre?

    Love the billboards. :)

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  8. JM10/19/2006

    I like the signs.
    And yes, the first thing I saw when you spelled out the license plate was "whores are us".
    Maybe a pimp was driving the car.

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  9. Mr. Shife10/19/2006

    Nutz, I am blocked from myspace.com pages at work so I will have to check it out at home. And I can relate with Lost. I wish they would give us more.

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  10. Phats10/20/2006

    I am rooting for your Vandals Sat but that is going to be a tough one!

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