Thursday, August 17, 2006

"Snakes on a Plane"

This little ditty about Samuel L. Jackson and some mother fuckin’ snakes on a mother fuckin’ plane is beyond hot. This flick has got America worked up into a frenzied state of movie madness. And I boldly predict that this will be greatest movie about snakes ever.
Yeah, I know I really went out on a ledge there.
But something that is generating this much buzz will undoubtedly create some really bad knock-offs. So if “Snakes on a Plane” is as successful as everyone thinks it is going to be, here is my list of films that you may see at cineplex near you:

  1. Ants in your Pants
  2. Rats on a Hot Tin Roof
  3. Little Baby Crocs in your Socks
  4. Giant Kangaroos on a train to Kalamazoo
  5. Psycho Ex-Girlfriends on a Greyhound
  6. Rabid Hamsters on a Fed-Ex Truck
  7. Monkeys in a Barrel
  8. Hungry, Hungry Hippos in a Super Wal-Mart
  9. Star Jones in a Golden Corral Buffet Line

    And for you lovers of the porn …
  10. Trousersnakes on a Plane

10 comments:

angel, jr. said...

Most of those titles sounded slightly pornographic. Well except for the Star one cause frankly seeing her nude would cause massive incurable impotence.

Phats said...

Shife's back!! I didn't know I could comment again, last time I came by you couldn't make a comment.

I will not see this movie because I am deathly afraid of snakes. However I am totally there for rats on a hot tin roof! And Star Jones one classic my friend.

you had to be in heaven seeing the Hoff back on network tv! Did you see him perform?

The Reverend Jon Boles said...

Hey buddy---good to see you back on here. Indeed my site has been given the boot, but I may eventually start up again. Hope all is well.

Scottish Toodler said...

Haven't been by in awhile and so glad to see you are back and posting again. I cannot wait to see these spin-offs. THat star jones one sounds terrifying!

dashababy said...

My mom hates snakes. I think I might have to go see this one.

Luke said...

Hey! Welcome back! Awesome. :)

Design Goddess said...

Those sound like really great movie titles! Question though. With the "Psycho Ex-gf's on a Greyhound," are the bf's on there with them? Otherwise I think it might be a boring movie.

Tina said...

Hahahaha Baby Crocs in the Socs, that Rawks! lol Hey, good to see you randomly blogging - thought I had forgotten bout ya, didnt ya ;) well, no!

:D

Tina said...

Oops forgot to say about this movie...Samuel Jackson called my work phone and was like "Tina....stop what your doin and watch Mothaf'in Snakes on a plane..." I was like WTF, apparently you can type in someone's phone number on the web and somethin about them and this recorded Sam calls ya up!!

Rocky (Racquel) said...

you're such a dork, Shife. Missed ya bud. hehe