This little ditty about Samuel L. Jackson and some mother fuckin’ snakes on a mother fuckin’ plane is beyond hot. This flick has got America worked up into a frenzied state of movie madness. And I boldly predict that this will be greatest movie about snakes ever.
Yeah, I know I really went out on a ledge there.
But something that is generating this much buzz will undoubtedly create some really bad knock-offs. So if “Snakes on a Plane” is as successful as everyone thinks it is going to be, here is my list of films that you may see at cineplex near you:
- Ants in your Pants
- Rats on a Hot Tin Roof
- Little Baby Crocs in your Socks
- Giant Kangaroos on a train to Kalamazoo
- Psycho Ex-Girlfriends on a Greyhound
- Rabid Hamsters on a Fed-Ex Truck
- Monkeys in a Barrel
- Hungry, Hungry Hippos in a Super Wal-Mart
- Star Jones in a Golden Corral Buffet Line
And for you lovers of the porn …
- Trousersnakes on a Plane
Most of those titles sounded slightly pornographic. Well except for the Star one cause frankly seeing her nude would cause massive incurable impotence.ReplyDelete
Shife's back!! I didn't know I could comment again, last time I came by you couldn't make a comment.ReplyDelete
I will not see this movie because I am deathly afraid of snakes. However I am totally there for rats on a hot tin roof! And Star Jones one classic my friend.
you had to be in heaven seeing the Hoff back on network tv! Did you see him perform?
Hey buddy---good to see you back on here. Indeed my site has been given the boot, but I may eventually start up again. Hope all is well.ReplyDelete
Haven't been by in awhile and so glad to see you are back and posting again. I cannot wait to see these spin-offs. THat star jones one sounds terrifying!ReplyDelete
My mom hates snakes. I think I might have to go see this one.ReplyDelete
Hey! Welcome back! Awesome. :)ReplyDelete
Those sound like really great movie titles! Question though. With the "Psycho Ex-gf's on a Greyhound," are the bf's on there with them? Otherwise I think it might be a boring movie.ReplyDelete
Hahahaha Baby Crocs in the Socs, that Rawks! lol Hey, good to see you randomly blogging - thought I had forgotten bout ya, didnt ya ;) well, no!ReplyDelete
Oops forgot to say about this movie...Samuel Jackson called my work phone and was like "Tina....stop what your doin and watch Mothaf'in Snakes on a plane..." I was like WTF, apparently you can type in someone's phone number on the web and somethin about them and this recorded Sam calls ya up!!ReplyDelete
you're such a dork, Shife. Missed ya bud. heheReplyDelete