Random Acts of Shifeness

In honor of Easter and a busy day at the office, Random Acts of Shifeness is all about the Easter Bunny this week.
  • Don't put all of your eggs in one basket
  • Walk softly and carry a big carrot
  • Everyone needs a friend who is all ears
  • There's no such thing as too much candy
  • All work and no play can make you a basket case
  • A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention
  • Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day
  • Some body parts should be floppy
  • Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans
  • Good things come in small sugarcoated packages
  • The grass is always greener in someone else's basket
  • An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare
  • To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell
  • The best things in life are still sweet and gooey
  • Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits

Have a super weekend.


the_mrs said…
I almost didn't comment because I'm first!! I don't like being first!

Anyways...maybe it's just me, but I saw so many sexual innuendos in that post, that I blushed a little. Just a little, though. =)

If I don't get a chance to say it later, have a Happy Easter!! Eat lots of Peeps and "sweet and gooey" stuff!!!
The Phoenix said…
Great list...what I did was the "Friends" thing with fortune cookies. You end everyone of those with "in bed." For example:

To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell...in bed.
Phats said…
Happy Easter Mr and Mrs Shife :)

MMM mr jelly belly beans :) so so good
The Scarlett said…
I'm all about the chocolate.
DaMasta said…

A chocolate bunny a day, keeps the doctor away.

Happy Easter, Shifey!
Tina said…
Happy Easter to Mr. and Mrs. Shife :) Bite a peep's head off for me - i hate those things :D
shirley said…
Cuuuute! Happy Bunny Day!!
Denise said…
Hmmmm...is my mind just in the gutter or was there a sexual connotation in that second one?
angel, jr. said…
You couldn't get Quincy to wear the bunny ears?
nicole said…
What about "Don't count your chickens before they hatch?" That's vaguely Easter-related, right? ;)
I love the stuffed bassett with the rabbit ears, that is the cutest picture... Happy Easter Mr Shife!!!
i like chocolate..but i really love them orange spongy looking things...you bite into them and then kinda bite back...but chocolate is good too...chocolate bunnys, chocolate eggs, chocolate crosses, chocolate jesu...oh well, maybe not..
madame P said…
you're one witty bunny, mrshife !!!
leo myshkin said…
i'm waiting for the half price chocolate. there are few things in life sweeter than half price candy.
Johnson said…
I'm not so much a Christian or any religion but Happy Easter to all those who are. Funny stuff Shife. I forwarded those on to a few folks.
cranberry said…
awww, those were so sweet.
now i want chocolate - LOTS OF CHOCOLATE!!!!

i agree that a cute little tail attracts a lot of attention....i should put my costume on!
Ha! Great list, Shife!
Design Goddess said…
Happy Easter Shifes! :)
I love this one!
Shife, where do you get this stuff???
mona said…
Happy Easter Mr. Shife :)
tiggysmum70 said…
Happy Easter to all! I hope you had a great one!
I concur with the gooey.
Molly said…
Awesome! I love them all :)!
Luke said…
Happy Easter, Shife! Always can count on you for a smile.