Tuesday, February 14, 2006

The Big Picture

Mrs. Shife unearthed some photos of yours truly.
Please note I had to re-shoot these photos with our digital camera so the quality isn't the best.

No I wasn't a hippie. I was actually wearing a wig and pretending to be a cop or something. I have no idea what I was doing but someone was going to get a cap in their ass.


Yes that is me in the middle in the hat. And yes those are two fraternity brothers of mine dressed as women. And yes, oh my god yes, I am biting the fake breast on one of them.


This is a picture of me and Mrs. Shife. I was just making sure she was wearing the appropriate garments before she went out for the night. OK. Fine. I was feeling her up and it got caught on film. The picture was taken during our first year together, 1997, and she was at my apartment getting ready to go to a polyester party with some friends. Aren't we adorable? Come on it is Valentine's Day, I had to get a little sappy.

Well that is all for today but there will be more pictures tomorrow.


31 comments:

Laurie (aka buggy) said...

Adorable. Now I feel all my pictures are just crap and not good enough.

mrshife said...

Oh Laurie, I doubt that. I have seen your pictures and you do just fine.

Scottish Toodler said...

I love these pictures!!! You and the Mrs are TOTALLY adorable!! And, yes, sadly, I CAN believe that you are biting your frat bro's right tit!!!

missy said...

I'll go scrounge around for my sorority photos in Uni! They are a riot!!

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mona said...

all I can say is HOT!

Teressa said...

Happy Valentines Day! God bless.

Darius Torque said...

Did Mrs Shife have / now have nice boobies / tits /melons / gazoongas / rack??

Feeling low brow and 'blokey'

Darius

The Scarlett said...

I have some 'vintage' pictures of me that aren't near as cute. Happy Valentine's Day to you and the Mrs.

angel, jr. said...

You have proved beyond a doubt, you are a breast man!

Jay said...

Hmm. That's some nice fake titty you're biting there.

Vince said...

Hey, you posted from the future! That's amazing!

Cool pics, I'm diggin' the hair in the first one.

White Dade said...

Now that I have learned you were in the Navy, it explains oh-so-much more about you biting the fake breast of a man dressed as a woman.

Laurie (aka buggy) said...

NO no, no.

Tina said...

Awww that is so sweet...and wow you remind me of someone I used to know...now that I see your pics hehe Happy V Day to you both! :)

mrshife said...

ST -- It was a lovely tit. Granted it was fake and on a man but it was lovely.

Missy -- Can't wait to see them.

Mona -- Why thank you.

Teressa -- Same to you.

Darius -- Inappropriate D. That is privileged information.

Scarlett -- I think you should us be the judge of that. I am sure they are awesome.

Angel -- I guess there is no doubt. I do like the boobies.

Miss Jay -- Those were desperate times.

Vince -- Thanks for noticing. I guess it was wishful thinking, but the future does look bright.

WD -- Navy dudes are weird aren't we. I think it probably had more to do with 18 beers I drank that night.

Laurie -- Yes, yes, yes.

Tina -- Happy Valentine's Day to you as well. I hope I reminded you of a person you liked.

Katina Cloud said...

LoL loved your bad ass hair in the first picture!!

Luke said...

We all have those pictures we'd prefer to keep private... well.. you posted them.. :)

none - ya said...

Cute! Ain't love grand! Makes me want to go out and find me a piece of strange tonight. Yep! I'm gonna get me a piece.

Sophie T. Mishap said...

Awww! These pictures exist and she STILL married you!

Design Goddess said...

Happy V-day Mr & Mrs Shife!

Loved the pics. however, the guy who's boob you are biting kinda looks like Mark Paul Gosselaar
from Saved by the Bell. Anyone else think so??

Have a great day!

Tina said...

Yep, definitely was a person I liked...lol That's probably all I should say hehe :)

Tina said...

LOL! MacknZ

Shoe Diva said...

LOL those are great.....

You and Mrs. Shife are soooo cute

the_mrs said...

You seem to be enjoying that boobie bite quite a bit...Happy V Day! Best wishes to "getting it on"...:P

Denise said...

Awwww.....that's so cute! Y'all look so happy! Have a nice Vday!

The Reverend Jon Boles said...

I always had a hunch you were a biter.

She said...

Nice pictures. I particularly enjoyed the tit biting.

SuperSpyGal said...

**doing my Steve Martin impression* " you are one wild and crazy guy !"

ok, it wasn't the best impression, but I tried...sheesh..cut me some slack

;)

Scottish Toodler said...

I just love these pictures... back for another laugh...

nicole said...

Wait, how long ago were those pictures taken if you don't remember what you were doing?? HAHAHA!!! Those were hilarious.

And never thought to take a picture OF a picture. That's a particular piece of brilliance, there.